#cat's first impcom

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ImpCom: CH 2 pt 1

GRRRR ASDKLASDJANSDAS SCOUT ALSKDJASDK SKIRATA ALKSDJSADASDASAD NO

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I know Kal is messed up but he is my tiny foxy grampa LEAVE ME ALONE *slams door*

brb throwing up at the ladies in the kitchen scene

Corr: “The rest of me is all my own, of course.” lady killer D:

Jilka: “A peace offering? A clone of my own?” WHAT THE FUCK KT, THAT WAS A PERFECTLY NICE MOMENT AND YOU HAD TO MAKE IT WEIRD

oh oh Levet is at Kyrimorut thank god. Clone Commanders <3 <3 <3 <3

“She’d [Besany] fallen into the role of alpha female by virtue of being Ordo’s wife.” This ... makes me feel icky. I feel real icky right now.

OH shit, no, I’ve been ignoring the existence of Kad and all he stands for, but there he is... “He was around eighteen months old now, walking and talking, but with an unsettling tendency to just pause and study things in a way that looked too adult.” Brb sobbing

Am I supposed to like Kina Ha this much? I’ve decided she has Maggie Smith’s voice idgaf

“Look at Ordo, or Mereel. They’ll never be normal.” This just screams 90s Brat Pack going-against-the-grain rebels to me and is not what was intended but they should definitely smoke cigarettes, listen to punk rock, and ride off together on a motorcycle.

“It’s good to know everyone has sensible reasons for wanting us dead, Doc. I’d hate to be killed on a pointless whim.” Fi you slay me, for real

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ImpCom: Ch1 part two

LEVET ON THE NAUGHTY LIST? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO LEVET, KT?

I can’t handle this... no one spoil this for me... LEVEEEET *screams into the night sky*

Niner and Dar talking about who got what traitor to assassinate is oddly amusing... like I feel as though the Nulls were simultaneously getting into the system to look at the assignments too. “pff! some jerkoffs from the 501st are coming after us, Mereel.”

omg, Jusik and Ordo throwing so much shade at the Mythosaur skeleton gives me life. Aruetyc is my new insult for everyone and everything. If I call you aruetyc, consider yourself DEAD TO ME.

Also I am way too amused at the Mandos giggling about how they tricked the Imps into buying the mythosaur skull theme park. Adorable. Tricksy Mandos.

On a more serious note, I find it very readable. For the moment. It’s sort of annoying how she had to go and kill Etain and then continue to write Dar for what was going to be three books ..... I guess part of me wishes she’d picked up more than two weeks out from Order 66. Like, we get it. That was horrible. Dar needs to grieve, but he can’t, so he’s numb. No offense but THIS IS BORING AND IT JUST MAKES ME ANGRY OKAY.

All right, this old person needs to go to bed.

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“By the time they found a safe observation point for the grotesque mythosaur theme park, Ordo had already chomped his way happily through a half-kilo bag of candied nuts and was starting on the second.”

cries

that’s my baby boy