Oct 8, 2011
Why I Would Make a Bad President (Reason 57):
I started writing this not even having a reason. It probably has something to do with the fact that when my cat gets sick, I really don't feel like doing anything other than looking after her. As president, I'd have a cat, and probably not give a fuck about the million children in my country who go to bed hungry, or what's going to happen in Iraq once we leave. I just want to take care of my cat.
And that's terrible.