Your Attention, Please
My Dearest @cat-dracula, Where have you gone? You have vanished without a trace. Or, maybe you posted something about deactivating but I missed it. Or tumblr itself could have been acting up. Whatever. I am quite upset to see you go. You are one of the coolest people I ever got the chance to talk to. Your blog was hilarious and I always shared the cool shit you posted. Likewise, you've made my day many a time by constantly blowing up my damn notifications. For those who were not familiar with the page, @cat-dracula was an outstanding blog that specialized in making others laugh. Thus, the subtitle: "Expect Some Nerd Laughs". You didn't have to be a nerd to appreciate it. But I sure am, and I enjoyed the hell out of it. Now, given that our last conversation lacked any hint of a possible scenario in which you would leave me forever, I refuse to believe that you are gone and never coming back. I must also respectfully disregard the likely probable case in which you do not wish to be found. Fuck that noise. You're my friend. I'm not going to force you out of hiding. Just please allow me to wish you good-bye. Which is why I now ask that the tumblr community aid me in my search for @cat-dracula. Let's get a search party going. Let's find my friend. Hopefully it'll be easier than I think. Maybe there's a couple of astromech droids out there with fragments of a map to find you. My wish is that you're actually still on tumblr somewhere and about to make me look like a huge idiot for getting so worked up about this. Lol. I hope it's a case of "I missed your goodbye post-thing". Please spread the word to those who might know where to find @cat-dracula. And to those who know, I'd appreciate some sort of news. Message me, it don't gotta be public. If you see this, my friend... Zero is looking for you. We still have to go see alt-J live. Stay tuned. Stay Cool. Your friend (whether you like it or not), Zero
