#cataffinity.txt

[cataffinity]

i was watching an older strange aeons video, and in it, they make a monster energy instant coffee drink from a tumblr fake story.

i actually did something similar in high school years ago.

by recipe was:

1. take one bottle of a random knock-off energy drink

2. take one packet of cheapest instant coffee you can find

3. drink some of the energy drink, leaving the bottle half empty

4. put instant coffee into the bottle, close the bottle and shake to mix it

5. open the bottle and enjoy the unholy fountain that you've created by shaking a bottle of a carbonated drink

6. enjoy! now you the liquid is everywhere, creating a very convincing look of vomit, while whatever is left in the bottle tastes absolutely horrible! have the worst day!

[cataffinity]

had a wonderful time today building bootleg lego animals with my friend!!

also all of them have movable parts (!!) therefore i will be rating them at how good they are at being stim-toys

close-ups of my favorites (it's most of them):

fish:

i love fish and everything to do with them. was sooo excited that i have this guy now.

as a stim toy: 2/10. parts of him fall of when you try to move them around :c

snail

i love this guy. he's chill

as a stim toy: 10/10. his little antennas (eyes actually 🤓☝️) move really smoothly!!

fly:

it's so freaking funny that the people who made it were like: «what creatures should we include? i know!! a fly!!! that what kids like, right?»

as a stim toy: 4/10 wings move quite decently, but the legs and the snout might snap off

whale:

i luv it <3

as a stim toy: 9/10 the tail moves around really good, but only on one out of two whales

slug/caterpillar:

i adore those derpy eyes

as a stim-toy: 0/10 he will literally crumble

turtle:

turtle!!

as a stim toy: 4/10 the legs (fins?), the head and the tail are somewhat movable, but snap quite easily

crab:

he can do a crab rave dance!!!!

as a stim toy: 9/10 ALL LEGS MOVE INDIVIDUALLY!!! and the move soooo smoothly!! astounding!! however, the back legs do fall off, unfortunately

thank you for coming to my ted talk :D

[cataffinity]

got high as balls and wrote some poems yesterday

also it turned out that the job interview is tomorrow, i was so relieved

[cataffinity]

finally making a pinned post for this blog!!

ayooo. my name is August, but i also go by Kat or cataffinity online.

[they/them] (maybe he/him if you're cool about it)

this is my personal blog/collection of posts i like

i'm also planning to share some of my art, poems and photography on here