#catatite

[incorrectvardashianrpquotes]

Cat's eye: *walking out of Boston Market* "We have to go."

Hematite: "Why? What happened"

Cat's eye: *speed-walking her way to her car* "We have to get out of here."

Hematite: "What happened? Cat, what happened?"

Cat's eye: "I can't- I feel unsafe."

*Cuts to Cat and Hem in the car*

Cat's eye: "Close the door." *hurriedly pushes random things on the car's dashboard*

Hematite: "Wh- did you just lock the door?"

Cat's eye: "I don't know how this car works. I just got it last week. I don't fucking know!"

Hematite: "You're fucking starting it! Why are you locking it first? What the fuck happened?

*The car alarm starts*

Hematite: "What is going on?! Cat's eye..."

Cat's eye: "I... am... shooketh!"

Hematite: "What the fuck happened?"

Cat's eye: *takes a deep breath* "Boston market... is supposed to be my happy place."

Hematite: "Yeah?"

Cat's eye: *her voice starts to tremble* "And I can't go there... without getting recognized!"

Hematite: "What?"

Cat's eye: *sounds like she's about to cry* "When I ordered my food..."

Hematite: "Yeah?"

Cat's eye: "I was waiting..."

Hematite: "Okay?"

Cat's eye: "And the lady said..." *pauses for a moment and then looks at Hem* "I don't think you're ready."

Hematite: "What?"

Cat's eye: "She said 'Order for Cat's eye!'"

Hematite: "Okay?"

Cat's eye: "She knew my name!"

Hematite: "Because you gave it to her!"

Cat's eye: *breathing heavily* "I DON'T REMEMBER GIVING HER MY NAME! SHE KNOWS MY NAME! SHE KNOWS WHO WE ARE!"

Hematite: "No, it's because- no!"

Cat's eye: "We can't come here! We're too famous! I can't go here anymore!"

Hematite: "No, it's literally because you gave her your fucking name!"

Cat's eye: "No! NO!"

Hematite: "IT'S BECAUSE YOU GAVE HER YOUR FUCKING NA-"

Cat's eye: "BECAUSE IT HAPPENED AT- IT HAPPENED AT STARBUCKS TOO!"

Hematite: "THAT'S WHAT THEY FUCKING DO!"

Cat's eye: "NO! IT HAPP-"

Hematite: "YES IT IS!"

Cat's eye: "THEN WHY DOES THE LADY AT TACO BELL KNOW MY ORDER?"

Hematite: "BECAUSE YOU GO THERE ONCE A FUCKING DAY!"

Cat's eye: "N- CH- NONONONO NO! I- I don't feel safe anymore! I have to protect myself somehow."

[incorrectvardashianrpquotes]

Hematite: You know, I've never read any parenting books, but I'm pretty sure this isn't in them.

Cat's eye: Parenting books? There are parenting books?

Hematite: Yeah.

Cat's eye: I thought that was a joke.

Hematite: Nope.

Cat's eye: I should write a parenting book. Call it, "Hey You, I Saw That! Put It Back!"

Hematite: You should do that.

Cat's eye: I know, right? Make a fortune!