"Hold On While I Try To Think Of A Good Quote"

Quoting the gemsonas of the Vardashians on things that they haven't actually said. Yet. Who knows, it could happen.Please don't submit Trump quotes. They may be ridiculous, but they can cause fighting and nobody wants that. Thank you.

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Andalusite: Mr. president I'm gonna nuke your office.

Cats Eye: You don't know the codes.

Andalusite: Yeah I do, it's 1.

Cats Eye: GOD- WHO TOLD YOU?!

Andalusite: YOU DID!

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Tigers eye: Mom freaked out 'cause I told her I never drink water, so now she's making me drink eight glasses a day. It's like, there's water in soda, there's water in coffee, there's little pools of water on pizza.

Magnetite: That's grease.

Tigers eye: Well it's wet, isn't it?

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Zircon: I failed my safety course today.

Hematite: What happened?

Zircon: Well, one of the questions was “In the event of a fire, what steps should you take?”.

Hematite: And?

Zircon: Apparently “Fucking large ones” wasn’t the answer they wanted…

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Zircon [txt]: I'm sorry, but can you please change your FUCKING name

Cats Eye, under the nickname "matpats bare wittle toesies" is typing: :)

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Andalusite [txt]: I hate horses.

Andalusite [txt]: They're too tall and pretend to care about others feelings.

Snowflake Obsidian [txt]: They do care.

Andalusite [txt]: THEY DNT

Snowflake Obsidian [txt]: They want to help you.

Andalusite [txt]: THEY DON'T

Andalusite [txt]: They want to ruin me.

Snowflake Obsidian [txt]: Listen.

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Hematite: What's this in your car?

Tigers Eye: It's water.

Hematite: It's wine...

Tigers Eye: LISTEN HERE JESUS. I SAID IT'S WATER.

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Hematite [singing]: I've been getting money where the fuck you been?

Cats Eye: I'm right here.

Hematite: I've been getting money where the fuck you been?!

Cats Eye: I'm right here!

Hematite: I've been getting money where the fuck you been?!

Cats Eye: I'M RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!

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Graphite [txt]: Hey, lets play a game. Type an animal that starts with the last letter of the one above you. For example, someone posts hawk, then you post kangaroo, then another person posts osprey. I start.

Graphite [txt]: Eagle.

Halite [txt]: Eagle.

Shale [txt]: Eagle.

Andalusite [txt]: Eagle.

Hematite [txt]: Eagle.

Benitoite [txt]: Eagle.

Cats eye [txt]: Eagle.

Zircon [txt]: Eagle.

Labradorite [txt]: Eagle.

Chrysocolla [txt]: Eagle.

Graphite [txt]: :(

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Lbro: you can’t spell “pleasant” without “ant”

Cats Eye: Thank you for this information.

Lbro: You're welcome. do you want to know something else?

Cats Eye: Um yes I think so

Lbro: ants are small

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Hematite: Cat, do you know what's going on?

Cat's eye: Almost never.

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Halite: What are you gonna bring to Christmas dinner?

Shale: My negative attitude and sparkling personality.

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Zircon: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are.

Zircon: …

Zircon: Actually, it’s going to bug me if I don’t.

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Lighting Ridge Black Opal: Don't panic! I'm in charge!

Tigers Eye: That's why we're panicking!

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Hematite: Cat is driving me nuts right now!

Heematite: Yeah she can be pretty annoying

Hematite: *offended gasp*

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Hello this is your captain speaking. If you look out to the left you’ll see, your mom! LMAOOOO owned. Now let’s fly this piece of shit.

Andalusite

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Snowflake Obsidian: What are you doing?

Lightning Ridge Black Opal: I’m trying to give you a big ol hug!

Snowflake Obsidian: …I thought you were attacking me.

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Labradorite: I lose everything! I even lost my glasses!

Andalusite: *staring at the glasses on top of her head* I’ll help you find them for five dollars.