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A collection of your funny answers because im actually dead this is too funny 😭
I was tagged by @whumpbby for some WIP share and I’ve got a few cooking in the pot.
I’ll pass this on to @spartanbunjess, @primeemeraldheiress, and @scandalsavagefanfic if you guys want to play along
Spoiled Lil Kitten ~ Alley Cat
“I don’t give a fuck about some damn stitches! The little bitch ain’t just sitting on his ass in some fucking bed being a lazy shit. The bitch’s got work to do, money to make.” The male voice sounded incensed, booming from the chest.
The man the voice belonged to looked just as unpleasant. A typical thug with long greasy hair, a grungy appearance, and reeking of smoke and alcohol, he was currently attempting to intimidate Leslie by looming over the older woman. The veteran doctor had dealt with her fair share of burly morons threatening violence to get their way. She had stood up to far more dangerous men. Still Bruce frowned as he took in the scene concern growing. The man had clear rage on his face bent on getting his way as Leslie met his glare without fear and strong. Her eyes blazed with a will no man could match.
Byt- Neko Jason.... what if somebody was pissed at Zalgp and hexed Jason? :0 and now Jason is a Neko :D
GDHDBDHSGS THIS IS WHAT WE'RE DOING NOW
Tbh I tried to think of who would do this and. I'm gonna say it was Will Grossman. He knows magic and he's a bastard. He'd probably do it because he thought it would be funny, rather than being mad.
The original plan was to turn Zalgo's beloved toymaker into a cat and see how long it took for people to realize/notice Jason's disappearance
It only half worked, and Will took off before the startled toymaker could realise who hexed him
He was just going about his day, making himself some tea, and now he has cat ears! And a tail! Wtf??
Jason is freaking out. Zalgo's realm is LOUD, and the second pair of more sensitive ears aren't helping
And the tail keeps hitting things!!
He's not having a good time.
He does the only thing he thinks he can do and runs off to find Zalgo
"My Lord! H-Help! I don't know what happened! I-I was just in the kitchen and-"
"..."
"I don't know what's happening, you have to help me!"
Jason is scared and confused and begging for help
And then Zalgo reaches up and starts petting him
"Zalgo! Please, I need help! T-This isn't the time for joking around-"
Zalgo scratches him behind his ears
"please I-!"
"o-oh-"
Jason starts purring without realising it and leans in to let Zalgo scratch him more
Zalgo smiles and chuckles softly.
"good kitty."
That snaps Jason out of it
"n-no! You need to fix this!"
Zalgo pats Jason's head and nods.
"of course, of course. I'll get you back to normal later, don't worry kitten."
"you need to fix this now." Jason quite literally growls. Zalgo smirks.
"ah-ah. No need to get aggressive with me, kitty."
"I'll claw your eyes out."
"d'aww."
Zalgo reaches up and scratches Jason behind the ears again.
He lets out an involuntary purr and tries to swat him away but- the affection feels so...nice. the purring is calming and Zalgo's touch is so warm and satisfying to the touch starved toymaker.
Jason moves closer, nuzzling his face against Zalgo as he continues revelling in the affection.
How purring is loud now, and his tail swishes around in joy.
Before Jason can even do anything, Zalgo picks him up, holding him as if he weighs nothing.
"but I think...I'll enjoy my new pet a little longer." He says with a grin
@the-alice-of-hearts asked for some catboy Jason so here’s a quick sketch I came up with.