#catboy problems

[valiantthekitten]

Cat boi fact week number 3:

Did you know that cat bois due to our fluffy nature cannot thermal regulate very well compared to normal felines or humans? We get stuck with the worst of both. So...

FUCK YOU SUN! STOP WITH THE 97°F Death Ray!

[godkiller-sinead]

he saw a fly

[seren-starlight]

Sure you like my sweet and lovely meows but will you turn your back on me when I'm clawing the furniture and knocking things onto the floor and throwing up on your bed and screaming at you at 3 AM

[smallest-turtle]

Deidre, after finding her journal in the Exarchs secret room of books: did you read my diary?

What G'raha says: no

What G'raha means: I tried but the combination of you barely having any time to learn how to write and also having dyslexia means that basically No One can read your diary. I have decoded secret files of the alagan empire with more ease than with which I attempted to read your accounts of your adventures. I have accomplished many an impossible task and yet I cannot list "reading the warrior of light's diary" amongst them.

[valiantthekitten]

Exactly why we fluffles are the best

[valiantthekitten]

Cat boi facts week 4-5 since I've been away.

4. Did you know that cat bois often perch on high places like regular cats do? However unlike felines of the normal variety. We know how to get down.

5. Did you know that some cat bois are cursed? Some cat bois due to their human parts are actually allergic to seafood/shellfish. And can hurt them greatly! Despite how yummy and tempting it is to nibble. I pity those fluffles. Thankfully im not one of them~ love my shrimps =^~^=

[valiantthekitten]

Seen this and went. Yup that's about right

[valiantthekitten]

Nyah!

That is all.