oh no you switched bodies with jai what will you do
Dorian: "Firstly, dress him-- myself-- whatever-- in a finer suit... Nicer shoes... Some cologne to get rid of that musky... eh, sewage smell...
"And then it's off to commit some light identity theft!" :D
Beau: "Dorian!"
Dorian: "What? I said 'light.' Well, what would you do if you switched bodies with him?"
Beau: "Hmm... Commit good deeds and acts of charity, and then afterwards let him deal with the aftermath of everyone thinking this is going to be a new, regular thing in his daily routine."
D: "So, in other words, we would both just make him a better person."
B: "Except for the identity theft."
D: "Except for the identify theft, yes, but this whole scenario hinges on identity theft to begin with, when you really think about it."
B: "No, no it doesn't."
