#catnipbrownies

[mastershipper]

EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT ME!

I HAVE SOME VERY IMPORTANT NEWS!! Me and Emily (catnipbrownies) got an apartment together!!!!!!!

[styleofdress]

Dude. Dudedudedudedudedudedudedudedude. Do you have pictures of your Fem!Jake cosplay you were talking about? o3o

yes! i did it in july, and i wasn't able to get many picture.

but this awesome person managed to take a couple:

the other jake here is this cool bro

so yeah. (wow my hair has grown a lot since then)

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catnipbrownies replied to your post: Dad knows that Krave is my new favorite cereal so...

We have like 5 boxes of that shit in our pantry ahahaha it`s sO GOOD

Omg it is. And every box has like two coupons on the back so we just buy more and more.

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ALL OF THE NUMBERs DO IT (for that ask meme obviously)

:P Okay, okay.

1. had sex? Nope

2. bought condoms? Nope

3. gotten pregnant? Nope

4. failed a class? Yep

5. kissed a boy? Yep

6. kissed a girl? Nope

7. used a little paper bag for lunch? Yep

8. had a job? Yep

9. slipped on ice? Yep

10. missed the school bus? Yep

11. left the house without my wallet? Yep

12. bullied someone on the internet? Nope

13. sexted? Nope

14. had sex in public? Nope

15. played on a sports team? Yep

16. smoked weed? Nope

17. smoked cigarettes? Nope

18. smoked a cigar? Nope

19. drank alcohol? . Yep

20. watched “The Breakfast Club”? Nope

21. been overweight? Nope

22. been underweight? Yep

23. had an eating disorder? Nope

24. been to a wedding? Nope

25. made fun of someone for being fat? Nope

26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight? Yep

27. watched tv for 5 hours straight? Yep

28. been late for work? Nope

29. been late for school? Yep

30. kissed in the rain? Nope, but hell I'd like to try that one.

31. showered with someone else? Nope

32. failed my drivers test? Nope

33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes? Nope, but almost

34. been outside my home country? Does going over the border to get gas count?

35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours? Yep

36. had lice? Nope

37. gotten my heart broken? Yep

38. had a credit card? Nope

39. been to a professional sports game? Nope

40. broken a bone? Yep

41. been unhappy about my weight? Yep

42. won a trophy? Nope

43. cut myself? Nope, but scratching yes (and I've come very close to cutting)

44. had an STD? Nope

45. got engaged? Nope

46. been on a diet? Nope

47. tried out to be on a tv show? Nope

48. rode in a taxi? Nope

49. been to prom? Yep

50. played a drinking game? Nope

51. stayed up for 24 hours or more? Yep

52. been to a concert? Yep

53. had a three-some? Nope and don't want to

54. had a crush on someone of the same sex? Nope, not that I can remember at least

55. been in a car accident? Nope

56. had braces? Nope

57. learned another language? Yep

58. killed an animal? Yep

59. been at a yard sale? Yep

60. been to a japanese steakhouse? Nope

61. wore make up? Yep

62. talked to someone via webcam? Yep

63. lost my virginity before I was 16? Nope

64. had my wisdom teeth taken out? Nope

65. kissed someone a different race than myself? Nope

66. snuck out of the house? Nope

67. bought porn? Nope

68. had a virus on my computer? Nope

69. had oral sex? Nope

70. dyed my hair? Yep

71. gone skinny dipping? Nope, but it sounds like fun

72. graduated from college? Nope

73. wore someone else’s clothes? Yep

74. voted in a presidential election? Nope

75. rode in an ambulance? Nope

76. rode in a helicopter? Nope

77. caught the stove on fire? Yep

78. got in a verbal fight? Yep

79. met someone famous? Yep

80. been on vacation? Yep

82. been on a boat? Yep

81. been on an airplane? Yep

83. broken something expensive? Nope

84. had surgery? Nope

85. kissed someone before I was 14? Nope

86. beat a video game? Yep

87. found something valuable on the ground? Nope

88. made a survey? Yep

89. stalked someone on a social network? Yep

90. prank called someone? Yep

92. spent over $100 shopping in one day? Yep

91. been to a library outside of school? Yep

93. cut my hair and hated it? Yep

94. peed outside? Yep

95. went fishing? Yep

96. helped with charity? Yep

97. taken a pregnancy test? Nope

98. been rejected by a crush? Yep

99. been suspended from school? Nope

100.broken a mirror? Nope

I think I got them all.

[spacelionsgetscared]

If you write horrible porn and use the term bologna pony at LEAST three times I will love you for ever and ever and ever

Challenge accepted.

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catnipbrownies replied to your post: Finished my online training for my new...

omG WE CAN TOTALLY COME EARLIER???? We only planned on being there at 8 because that’s what you told us

lol I said 7 or 8

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catnipbrownies replied to your post: Anybody have any tips for not totally fucking up...

Eye contact, sit/stand straight, walk with confidence, smile lots and speak clearly and confidently. Don’t say “uuh” or “umm”. Act like you know what you’re doing :P

Okay. I can do that.