I'm The Best Kind of Mess

hostgator coupon I go by many names. You can call me Lori or Eli or Larry or Liz or whatever. I'm gender neutral and you can pick whichever pronouns you want when referring or addressing me. I love animals and art and motocross and music. You will find...

[spacelionsgetscared]

I thought I made a post here about how I was jumping ship with this blog, but I suppose not??? But yeah, I’m not using this blog anymore and if any of you want my new URL, message me and I’ll give it to you.

[foxspookandrew-deactivated20160]

So this happened when I tried to use my new shower last night

[heyheyanna-deactivated20210606]

why is this funny

[clean-furry-fuzzbutts]

This is what pisses me off about the fandom on tumblr. Honestly people..

[shawnvalsean]

So you’re saying people aren’t allowed to like the nudey side of furry fandom? Too bad

[clean-furry-fuzzbutts]

No, not at all. I mean when I have safe search on and I search furry artwork there is always porn in it. People never tag their shit as NSFW. I never said I didn’t like the NSFW side of the fandom.

[dudeholdmybeer-deactivated20180]

this is so funny wtf

[lizardclubpresidente-deactivate]

JESUS

[homophobic]

Person filming: “Ralph, did you eat my tater tots?”

Dog: *opens up mouth and tater tots fall out*

Person filming: “…Keep ‘em.”

[millenniumfucko]

@albinwonderland here u go

[kelssiel]

i’m gonna be honest this is the only civil war trailer i’ve watched

[officialhome]

reblog if u are currently A Mess

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[xcvvrrddg]

2016 better be lit cause I've be sad broke and stressed since like 2012

[diamondnokouzai]

“shitty memory” aesthetic

-giving ur friends the same information over and over because u forgot u ever gave it to them

-opening up a new text post only to forget what u were going 2 say

-never changing a wall calendar/needing to look up what day of the week something will be

-literally not being able to remember what happened yesterday/an hour ago/five minutes ago

-forgetting where ur going/what ur doing in the middle of doing it

-flipping through the beginning of a book because u forgot some characters and plot development

-making a typo, make a mental note to fix it, get up to do something, keep typing without fixing the typo

-”haha ur memory cant be THAT bad”

-it can be

-reminding urself 2 do something but u forget

-writing reminders, forgetting that u wrote a reminder/forgetting what was on the reminder/forgetting where u put the reminder

-”just put something in ur room out of place before u go 2 sleep” and ur room has so much shit on the floor u wouldnt even be able 2 tell whats out of place

-alternately: doing the above and then forgetting what it was supposed to remind u of

-did that happen or was i dreaming

-i was gonna put something here but i FORGOT it and i HATE it

[dimensh-deactivated20170113]

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[na-na-ka]

[spirition]

neko atsume as pokemon 2 - eeveelutions  please give credit if using & do not remove caption

[monsterkissed]

here is an idea: normalise the idea that adopting kids is a valid option even for parents who could conceive a child themselves, and not just an inferior backup option for parents who can’t

[richassness]

90s babies we’re getting old

[inso-uciant]

i don’t want to talk about it

[grimelords]

[spacelionsgetscared]

Ohhh my gosh I'm so fucking pissed off right now

[retrogamingblog]

The Ultimate Pokemon Keyboard made by Str0ngmachine

[lizzymercierdescloux1979-deacti]

things girls do that I love:

offer their friends sips of their coffee drinks without being asked

scratch each others back

say things like “smell this lotion I bought this weekend”

compliment each other’s eyebrows 

that thing when they agree with you and their eyes get really wide and they nod their head solemnly 

throw out each others gum wrappers or chip bags when they get up