#catoshi

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aizawa doing things to shinsou that shinsou does to animals . . .

eg. saying "squish" when lightly pushing a cats head down, lightly petting their head very rapidly, booping their nose after a yawn

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Bad Attitude!

I know I'm late, but better than never 😌

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@catoshi replied to your post “HELLO HI I AM HOME AFTER ALMOST MISSING BOTH OF MY FLIGHTS I AM SO...”

HOW

YOU SEE I LEFT THE VENUE SO I COULD BE AT THE AIRPORT TWO HOURS BEFORE THE FLIGHT WOULD START BUT THE TRAIN DID NOT AGREE

Let me just say peace and thanks to the girls I was desperately hoping to get to the airport in time with. Alone I would’ve probably thrown my nerves away.

And here’s what happened: What cost us ten minutes at the beginning was that one of the girls’ tickets didn’t work when we were trying to get into the metro station. Then she tried to buy a new one but the machine would only take coins or maestro cards and she forgot her pin because it was brand new. And she had no coins. So she ha to queue in another pretty long line.

But what actually almost ruined it for us was that when we made it to the central station and into the train to the airport, the fucking train engine was broken. Then we were all told to switch to another train at another platform, which took a pretty long time because rush hour and everyone is going to the Airport and suitcases are heavy. And then, when everyone was in the new train, this one STILL wouldn’t go for another 15 minutes. Idk why. Out of a creative whim? Well and when we FINALLY took off, the train went with a velocity of approximately 30km/h. And all of this summed up to us being at the airport one hour later than planned. When I could finally check in, I had only five minutes left until checking in for my flight would’ve been closed. At this point I was so high on adrenaline, when I finally sat in the plane, I couldn’t sit still and I hope I didn’t bother the other two people I sat beween too much. (I heard from an inside source (a Dutch girl) that the Dutch trains are acting up like that all the time??? Idk, I thought it’s just my incredibly bad luck with trains as a whole)

As for the consecutive flight, the stay at the airport was so short, I had to rush from one gate to the other. And when I arrived at the gate, one of the flight attendants desperately begged the passengers if two people couldn’t sacrifice their seats because they’re overbooked and they would not only pay for the hotel and meals, but also give these two people 250€ cash. That sounded hella desperate and I’ve never heard something like this before when a plane is overbooked. Usually it’s just like, if someone doesn’t show up, people on the waiting list get a seat. Well, of course I didn’t take that offer. Fuck you, Frankfurt airport.

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catoshi replied to your post “I will fistfight a Triumph shop assistant tomorrow stay tuned for more”

ISNT BRA SHOPPING JUST THE WORST

The worst thing is I already went today because apparently I need to go a size up AGAIN (which leaves me at 75F now and it fucking hurts) and I’d expect a shop assistant in a high end bra shop to be qualified, right??? NO. Instead she talked me into buying these two pieces of shit that are the same fucking too small size that I had before. I asked her if I couldn’t try on a larger one and she was like NO WAY THIS FITS PERFECTLY well yeah it fits so perfectly my tits are falling out of it. But at that moment, I was kind of petrified and doubted myself and the possibility of the existence of a fitting bra. As soon as I had left the store, I realized what terrible mistake I’d done but it took me until just earlier to scratch together the determination to walk back in there, confront them with the bullshit and demand for a larger size. Which they DO have. And I have no idea why that lady refused to give me a larger one. Instead, she was lenient to give me a D. I HAVE SO MUCH BURNING HATRED IN MY HEART FOR EVERYTHING BRA RELATED. And tbh I’m so bitter about people that can go to the next H&M and buy a cute B cup there and be happy with it.

Anyway, I hope I can exchange those fucking two bras for larger ones tomorrow. And subtly tell the shop assistants that it’s not ok to talk people into buying ill fitting bras.

my friend has a poster from it with shirtless guys and thats all i know about it lmao i should read it

Not gonna lie, shirtless guys is like 50% of the manga, so that’s pretty representative. One of the two main characters hates wearing clothes (yeah, really) and regularly fights over that with the other MC. Which looks... hella gay. The fanservice is so over the top it’s funny (and it’s meant to be funny and it works). And I was convinced it would just stay at hardcore gaybaiting until that super casual ‘well that’s one of the things about you I’ve fallen in love with’ moment which that tsundere casually distracted from right in the next moment oh my god I’m gonna punch a bear

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catoshi replied to your post “catoshi replied to your post “aRE SHIRO AND KOJIRO CANON NO W ???...”

aw u got me there for a second

Sorry, I shouldn’t joke with possible canon lesbians :’(

(I still recommend adekan, I don’t get why the fandom is so small, when it’s not funny it’s really interesting and thrilling and the art is beautiful with Taishou era aesthetics and apparently after nine volumes of HARDCORE FLIRTING we apparently have a confession??? ? is this the real life???? Because it’s not a BL manga but regular shoujo... technically... even though it always borderline was... but... well...)

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catoshi replied to your post “aRE SHIRO AND KOJIRO CANON NO W ??? ?????? I THOUGHT THEY’D BE GALS...”

wait lesbians?

no, gays. I don’t take gendered language all that seriously.

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catoshi replied to your photoset “words-unleashed: alice-queen-of-spades  @words-unleashed DO YOU...”

do i want to understand this

your mind says no but your body says yes

I don’t remember how the others developed but it started with the Japanese expression “ki ni (ha)iru” which, literally, translates to “enter the energy” but actually means “to like” (and is often used in porn don’t ask me why I know that) and then it kind of turned into “that is definitely something the sun would say!!” and somehow we became convinced that the sun is a flying emo orb tumblr trash that is catkin. I don’t remember the details.