#catpersonproblems

[joi-in-the-tardis]

She’s going to make sure if the bag leaves again, she’s in it.

[cybnxy]

How my cats respond to being pet:

Ellie: I'm purring to let you know I'm enjoying myself, purr puur ooh that's new purr puur

Harry: MEOW MEOW FUCKING PET MEFUCKINGDONT STOP MEOWMEOW PULL MY HAIR MOW PET ME LIKE A FUCKING MAN!!!!

[joi-in-the-tardis]

“If you’re going to refuse to turn the heat on then I have no choice but to make use of your fresh, warm laundry. True facts.”

[joi-in-the-tardis]

My "assistant" has settled in. #catsofinstagram #tuxietude #catpersonproblems

[joi-in-the-tardis]

There's no cozier a place for a nap than on someone who was about to get up and start chores. #cats #catpersonproblems #tuxiesofinstagram #thatsme

[joi-in-the-tardis]

Cat disapproval: oh, you want to put your work shoes on? Well, you'll have to do it around me. #cats #catsofinstagram #tuxiesofinstagram #tuxedocat #catpersonproblems

[joi-in-the-tardis]

"Yes, I knocked over the garbage. Yes, I'm proud. Where's my breakfast?" #cats #catsofinstagram #catpersonproblems

[joi-in-the-tardis]

"Oh goodness, what a surprise to see you here... In the main junction of the apartment... Well, while you're here... You could pet me." It doesn't help my motivation to clean that Guinan's one goal in life is to get me to sit down and hold her. If I won't, she'll lay in the way hoping I'll step on her and she can get guilt pettins. #catsofinstagram #cats #catpersonproblems