#catsaresluts

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#Sabbitch #3kitties #CatsAreSluts

[nothingmademehappen]

Me: sleeps in like an hour and a half since i have only one afternoon class and my host mom's off grandchild-sitting

Violette the host cat: I AM DEAD YOU HAVE KILLED ME ONLY CAT FOOD CAN SAVE MY POOR STARVING CAT SOUL QUICK HURRY HURRY FEED ME

[nothingmademehappen]

I just miss my cat so fucking much oh my lord almighty. I guess I asked for it by starting such a codependent relationship with a psychotic feline. Jesus. Help.

[nothingmademehappen]

But at least my cat always is creepily pleased to be near me. "So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

[nothingmademehappen]

She's promiscuous with her affections.

My mother describing how our cat's a whore.

[nothingmademehappen]

My cat is just snoring like an old man. Except she's not that old, and she's not a man. What a dingbat.

[nothingmademehappen]

So I should get up and eat or make a juice or such, but I'm on Tumblr and my cat is in my lap.