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. tried to take a cute selfie but got this . #themostphotogenic #catshavenorespect #carlospurrfecthair https://www.instagram.com/p/BvVyvVFlRyY/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1le62jlm4emrt

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. The good news: Carlos is a talented writer. The bad news: she put no paper in the typewriter before knocking out her magnum opus, which is therefore lost to us. From the evidence of the jammed keys, we can only conclude her stunning work included the letters T, Y, U, and H. #whyisshelikethis #shewokemebywhappingthekeys #catshavenorespect #carlospurrfecthair https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt81CMhFVeH/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1auwhj7r83guw

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. who needs an alarm clock when you have a cat to perch ominously and precariously above your sleeping head and scream into your dreams . #itookthiswithmyeyesclosed #whyisshelikethis #catshavenorespect #justfivemoreminutes #carlospurrfecthair https://www.instagram.com/p/BtlwrtSFkDX/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=fwuuagnmtwbu

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least helpful office assistant #imtryingtoworkhere #catshavenorespect #carlospurrfecthair #freelancelife https://www.instagram.com/p/BtENIBAF1eh/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=12fikuu6as4bz

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Two weeks ago, Carlos threw this Christmas cactus off a shelf. The pot broke. Dirt exploded everywhere. The cactus had to move in with the overgrown aloe in the entryway. It bloomed anyway. #imnotsayingitsametaphor #butifthecactusfits #itsbeautiful #poortraumatisedcactus #catshavenorespect https://www.instagram.com/p/Bshn3L2ls0v/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1hpp4hcb4zhsc

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"I can't believe you paid for a box I can't even sit in." -Carlos, probably #cantfitcantsit #catshavenorespect #carlospurrfecthair https://www.instagram.com/p/BsO6kFAlBbW/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=9k4rastzjxuc