Ooga Booga Battle Royale (JJK Caveman AU)—Masterlist
Summary
Prehistoric. No curses. No dialogue.
Just a tribe of JJK folks built like fallen trees, discovering romance the way nature intended: poor choices, territorial peacocking, and strategic head trauma.
Each chapter follows a different "Reader" in the same shared valley timeline, so the chaos overlaps and the cameos stack.
Warnings
Crack treated seriously, “courtship” as competitive logistics, and a rotating cast of feral daddies (and later, equally feral women) trying to win, keep, or survive their mate.
Cartoon caveman violence (bonking, wrestling, rock-throwing, “mate acquisition” via brute force)
Kidnapping/captivity played for comedy (dragged-to-cave courtship)
Aggressive flirting + roughhousing, biting, territorial behavior
Sexual references (mating talk, “breeding” jokes, non-graphic sexual content)
Pregnancy/breeding themes, fertility talk
Poly dynamics (incl. a multi/triad chapter setup)
Gross-out humor (notably: gas/fart jokes)
Cult-ish behavior (played for crack)
“Science”/experimentation jokes (Shoko doing Shoko things)
Occasional dark jokes (incl. non-graphic cannibalism references)
Chapters
Ooga Booga Battle Royale (the valley-wide first-contact disaster)
Ooga Booga!Neanderthaljo
Ooga Booga!Bonk-kuna
Ooga Booga!Cavewife–Toji
Ooga Booga!Suguwu & The Mowgli Wife
Ooga Booga!Three Wives, One Choso
Ooga Booga!Hiromi: Law, Order ,& Mate
Ooga Booga!Ijichi on a Leash
Ooga Booga!Kashimo get's jumped
Ooga Booga!Shiu's Bad Romance
Ooga Booga!Kusakabe's Lollipop
A/N
If you’re reading for continuity, go in order because all stories are connected; if you’re reading for damage, pick your favorite caveman and sprint.
Requests are open: if you’ve got an actual scenario in mind (setup, conflict, payoff). “Just vibes” or porn-title prompts aren’t useful for this series, and I’m not writing smut unless the plot genuinely calls for it.
Hard no: adult/minor, incest, stepcest. Don’t send it.
Reblogs feed the tribe. Comments keep the rocks airborne.
Dividers are from @sisterlucifergraphics.
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