Jun 29, 2018
Anon: I see you like top Lance👀
Hey man... Listen man...
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Anon: I see you like top Lance👀
Hey man... Listen man...
Anon: Ghost au! Lance moves into an apartment only to be greeted by a moody ghost Keith who keeps throwing books at him whenever he sings bc its annoying
Oh my God
Anon: WHAT'S THIS ABOUT GOLDFISH SIZED MERMAN LANCE??? HMMM???
This au I came up with a while bacc where Lance & his brothers Luis & Marco get caught at C and taken to a pet shop where Keith buys them bc he wants to take care of something but he also doesn't want that something to have legs (Yet). It was a pretty run-down shop that didn't have much but it was cheap so Keith took it. He bought them along with some other ACTUAL goldfish and took them home, and Marco tried to warn Lance and Luis that they need to lay,,, really low and not be suspicious (a.k.a don't show your face) because 'this one looks smart'
Luis is like "Oh he's pretty" and damn near smudges his face on the glass for Keith to see and Lance darts out to grab him back and Keith sees,,, both of them
It's a mess but I adore it and actually haven't written/talked about it in so fucking long omg anon aockgkck I'm probably going to make it into an actual something
Anon: I had this weird daydream that Lance had gills on his knees so he has a tank of water around him all the time and he just stands in a tank of water and that's it that's the only thing different that's the show.
... Omg
Anon: Forest spirit Keith begging Hunk to change the weather and make it rain bc Lance loved the rain and he wants to ask him out and Hunk is all "Uhm... I'm... I'm a sun witch... I have very limited control over the weather my guy."
And Keith just keeps on begging because he knows every sun witch has a cloud/rain counterpart on hand and Hunk eventually gives in and Keith starts freaking out bc holy shit he's actually gonna do it
It rains, he brings Lance out, and they play around like the freaking idiots they are... And right before Keith asks him out Lance starts sneezing really badly
"What is it?"
"Nothing- Choo! I'm just- choo, chOO, I think the rain got me- Choo! S-sick?! Ah-chOO!!"
He still asks him out though cause, y'know, now or never amirite? Lance says yes of course, but also that he can't do anything anytime soon, unless Keith wants his germs all over his face. Keith does not.
So, Keith takes him back home and silently curses the gods above for Lance having such a weak freaking immune system.
Anon:Okay so I have this thing where... I firmly believe that if Klance were to ever live with each other, Keith would always be up first. No exceptions- Alarm is broken? He's up. No work? Hes up. Stayed up until five in the morning from last night? Nope, he's back at it again 45 minutes later. Eventually, Lance gets tired of this, and decides to take it into his own hands- competition time.
You sure this ain't already canon wogkwijvrjv
Anon: Why do you have warrants in Starbucks what
I once asked can I have a cappucino with no cap and more Cino as a joke and I'm pretty sure that cashier actually lost his mind-- and besides once you make a joke like that in Starbucks you're banned for life
Anon: Things I hate about this fandom: Nobody admits that Lance. Actually. Died. And. Nobody. Said. Anything.
He's been nearly dying since season one and nobody's really paid any attention to it except kEITH (Flashback to season one? Two? When Lance was in the healing pod and Keith had a goddamn meltdown even though it was obvious the boy was gonna be absolutely fine) and then he ACTUALLY DIES and its made so that its kind of like "Oh... Kay?"
Maybe people don't talk about it because of the way it was set up? (Tbh they really didn't make it as big of a deal as they should have I'm pissed) or maybe it's bc a lot of people were in denial??? I know that I was a n g r y for a good five minutes how dare you kill off that beautiful boy idc if you brought him back to life I'm mad
And then Allura fixed him like okay great but are we really not gonna talk about this?? That shits insane bro. I KNOW he remembers that shit and I KNOW its gonna get to him at some point. Lance is gonna go fucking loco if these people don't get their shit together.