Attention, celebrities! This is Big Brother talking. It has been brought to our attention that several housemates have been breaking our rules. Tut, tut. For the next 48 hours, the below contestants will be placed within our isolation chambers due to questionable behavior.
ZAYN MALIK for bringing banned substances into the house.
LOUIS TOMLINSON for fighting with another contestant.
JUSTIN BIEBER for fighting with another contestant and the use of banned substances.
BRENDON URIE for fighting with another contestant.
JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN for encouraging violence.
ASHLEY BENSON for bringing banned substances into the house.
These chambers can be found downstairs in the basement, designed as faux prison cells. Please see here for a better image. Other contestants are welcome to visit these celebrities, but please note that no luxuries are allowed. During their time in isolation, celebrities are banned from all privileges including the use of their phones and access to food. Celebrities in isolation will instead receive a set-menu from our producers. These menus can range from a basic portion of rice and beans, to deep-fried crickets. It isn’t called punishment for no reason after all. You can, of course, continue previous interactions/threads throughout this time but please ensure new ones are set as though the character is in isolation until the 48 hours period has ended.
But we’re not finished! Due to the excessive number of rules being broken, Mr. Big has decided to make an example of the whole house too. He has now shut down the open bar. This means no more alcohol, fruit juice, soda pops and more. The only drink available until further notice will be bottled water. Remember, we’re always watching.