#cbeebiesposting

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if you follow us we will let you read a cbeebies bedtime story anyyone you want. you can read ao3 toxic yuri to the 2 year olds for all i care we need to get out numbers up

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theyre adding a communism badge to squirrel club

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no more edutainment we're pivoting to straight up misinformation now

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Why are the machines in Bob the builder Sentient reveal the truth

sorry this took so long they put me in the tube again 😔

anyways bob used to have a team of friends on his team that worked with him with him as the head/boss, but they all were friends :) but bob wanted his constructive company to have more and more power, since at first they were just a small operation with barely a penny 2 their names.

so one day bob made a deal with the devil 😈 to get a bigger buisness. he woke up one night to here all him teammates screaming in agony, becoming the high tech equipment that you see in the show. it would help him, but at the cost that all his teammates would be trapped in eternal agony. bob drinks to drown out the pain. all the machines seem happy but inside. they scream.

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Hey duggee

i like him!!!!!!!!

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we are FAR too casual about the fact that waffle can talk but no one ever listened to what i think. i propsed a plot line where hes experimented on the government but thats "too dark" and "creepy" and "made our test audiences cry". no one cares what i want. what realism demands.

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we are RUNNING OUT of things for andy to EXPLORE. can he EXPLORE your DASHBOARD

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the next cbeebies musical will be based on dashcon