#cc!sides

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i am strongly debating virgil believing in cryptids and wanting to hunt them

his friends dont know much about them but they do research on them because they wanna support their friend

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lmao what if the crew all worshipped a coin and just passed it around every week

if someone has an important or stressful event they get the coin

there has also been many 'arguments' that have stemmed from the coin

'what do you mean you lost the coin remus????'

'i lost it'

'YOU LOST IT??? well, im gonna lose it. and--and im gonna lose you in a, uh, a forest. and you will be lost,,,JUST LIKE THE COIN,,,did that make sense?'

'no'

'ah fuck'

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mk im gonna list some...troublesome situations the crew has gotten into by doing dumb shit

so one time the whole crew snuck into the school to try and get romans homework he forgot to get during school

the janitor almost caught them

like, walked right by them almost caught them

like the dumbasses they are they decided to all cram into a closet (not like that you weirdos)

and when they tried to get out

they were stuck

it took 3 of them to push roman out first and then patton, then dee to finally all be able to get out

then they bolted before the doors to the school locked and they were actually stuck

thats not even the worst of it

another one of their idiotic ideas was all of them climbing up a slide in a single file line

logan fell when he was first in the line and took them all out like bowling pins

it would have been hilarious for him if he hadnt scraped his knees

then he was all ‘aw shucks’

ok so dont put roman and patton together because they will get into some of the dumbest situations

simply because of how obliviously chaotic there are

like patton got something from a vending machine but it wouldnt come out

so he did the obvious thing

he stuck his hand up it and tried to grab it

yeah his arm was trapped

he called roman over cause he was walking in the cafeteria

and roman was like ‘yeah i gotchu’

tried to kick it

got hit foot stuck

they then called logan to help him over

when he saw them he laughed so hard that he cried

he was able to get them out

they still dont know how but theyre grateful

then patton went ‘aw my skittles’

so logan slammed his fist on the front and it fell down

one of the few times he was actually thinking

actually no, he is thinking a lot, he just decides to do chaotic stuff anyways

so yeah thats only a few of it

theres so much more

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to annoy his friends in their gc, logan (and sometimes remus-) will just go

‘wow thats so quirky xdddd!!!!!!!! youre so random and build different B))))))))))’

and they absolutely d e s p i s e him for it

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oh yeah logan will just do literally thing in the name of science

like one of his friends will be like ‘hey, logan, how-’

and mans already packing up supplies, on the verge of shouting out ‘FOR SCIENCE’

so dont ask logan ridiculous things unless you want him to get banned from every country

which is exactly why his friends and himself do stupid things

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in like middle school, me and my group of friends all had bikes and when we wanted to play together (we lived in the same neighborhood) we would just all ride up to one persons house, the others just waiting on their bikes as one person knocks on the door

and it looked so fucking funny and ridiculous cause you just see these 12 year olds on bikes all just waiting for the person to answer the door

my family was even like ‘yo your posse is here’

and this rlly radiates crew vibes tbh

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theres this one game, jackpot i think its called, where you throw a ball (or frisbee like my friends do it) into a group of people and they have to catch it and if one of the people catch it then they become the new thrower

it generally turns batshit crazy after a short amount of time and i feel like its a game the crew plays a l o t

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patton did the 'patt-on, patt-off' one time when the crew was on a hill, and when he did the pat-off, he dropped like a ragdoll and rolled down the hill as the others chased him to catch him