#ccartman

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

I noticed you've been looking kinda green there buddy so I made you some homemade chicken noodle soup

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[squeallitttlepiggyarchive]

Hello , eric if you come to my house later you can have nice big jucy steak ... hm how does that sound? I bet your tired of hotdogs (:

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[nolongerthevictim]

Eric? Are you high? ):

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[whowantscookies]

Liane had received a terrifying call from Butters and quickly drove over to the hostipial to check on her poor baby. She arrived to find him in room 669 . The doctors were telling cartman that he probably have to be in a wheelchair for a while since Scott had stolen his toe.

"Eric!" His very distressed mother quickly ran to his bedside , Butters beside her. "My poor baby!" She pushed the doctor aside pulling her son into a hug, stroking his hair, "I'm sorry I forgot to pay insecurity this month. I thought you be ok alone for a few hours.. please forgive me!"

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[butterygooooness]

I'm sorry eric there's something I gotta do real quick

Grabs the boobie

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[itshititsallshit]

You really need to stop with your bullshit

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[noonefuckkingremembers]

Kenny had a black eye as he walked into school eyeing his friends concerned look he shrugs "I'm fine, it's no big deal ."

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[misadventureswithanoymous]

A tall lanky man in a trenchcoat approached eric, he wide eyes and scraggly hair " Hey there want to see my candy house? It has a pool filled with KFC gravy."

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