#cccliterally

[brithe-easy]

oh shit bitch i fucking forgot about that polar vortex from the frozen pits of hell. yeah it's -19 where i am and it's fucking crazy. i was supposed to go out and do shit today but fuck that. i can't wait until i move back to my hometown of south fucking florida where even on the coldest days, i'ts summer.

girllllll i cant take this this weather anymore i keep telling everyone im just gonna buy a one way ticket to cali and start a new life LIKE WUT DID I DO TO DESERVE TO BE IN A CONSTANT ARTIC STATE i didnt ask for any of this !! 

D:< and ahhhhhh florida<333 

[dor-nu-fauglith]

cccliterally reblogged your photoset and added:

Why? I’m gonna have 40 kids just so I can raise...

eh, kids are so permanent and i'm gonna fuck em up 100% and i'd rather not have that on my conscious. PLUS it would involve me trusting another person enough to take care of the thing i would presumably love more in the world with me. There are too many variables for me not to end up like Tywin Lanister lmao

[litdad]

Lmfao omg everything is happening so fast. That guys picture with the penis smoke ghost and your ask says to ask you about your wiener it's a dickvasion.

lmao i forgot i had that as my ask thing and that dick smoke pic had me fuckin rollin lol

[whospilledthebongwater]

Maria will come visit me sometime and I will be the happiest little fuck alive

We WILL make this happen

[whospilledthebongwater]

Oh mariaaaaaaaaa