- ; hellloooo! wat do u call a dog stuck inside a pumpkin? … a pupkin. /bricked ok anywho–
hi everyone! it’s ur local eevee or eeb. i’m back, casually recycling my old intro post with this resident porcupine. he’s 5 foot 5 inches of pure rage. and sass. he is just a boi from a pureblood family that got sorted into hufflepuff ( bc surprise, his insides are v sof ). please do
( LIKE THIS POST ) to plot with this smol tsun, pls and thank you thank you!! ♡
ALSO he does have a valid plot page heeeere - lmk if anything catches ur eye!
info under the cut!
☆ﾟ*・ﾟ HEY! did LEE JIHOON just fall off HIS broomstick?! oh wait, never mind. it’s just XANDER SEO… to think i nearly broke a sweat over a 19 year old SEVENTH year PUREBLOOD HUFFLEPUFF. i hear the CISMALE is quite LOYAL and CARING, but also PRICKLY and SHORT-TEMPERED. well, i hope their broom doesn’t throw them off the second time.
ever since being sorted into hufflepuff, xander has not received a single letter from home. he is content with this, and would like to keep it this way.
he’s pretty conflicted– he’d expected to be lumped into slytherin like the rest of his family and hated and he was prepared for it– but instead he’s been thrown into hufflepuff which leaves him a bit more vulnerable because he hardly even has the backing of his own house.
is a loner. with a resting bitch face.
contrary to popular belief, he will not bite if you try and talk to him but he usually isn’t super responsive
he has. maybe. 1 friend.
has had too much of constants and monotony in his life and he hates them– so he has pretty much a new hair color every two to three weeks. his go-to is blonde or black.
if you mention his height he will stab you
if you mention his family he will stab you
if you [ insert scenario here ]… just assume… he will stab you
his bed is filled with plushies because really he has squishy marshmallow insides but if anyone brings up his love of cute things in any way that may seem malicious or demeaning…. u prbly already kno.
his favorite subjects are herbology and charms, and he spends more time with the plants than he does with people
you will see him make the most expressions when he is playing quidditch.
aaaa hello, it’s heather here with 2 boys (1 is still on the way) and i’m super excited to be here ! i haven’t gotten any of his pages set up yet, but i’ll be summarising most of it in bullet points. he has most potential connections open so hit me up if you’d like to plot :~) !!!
halfblood ravenclaw, 9th year, was prev. a prefect from 4th to 8th year
muggleborn dad, halfblood mum, an extraordinarily ordinary childhood
grew up in ireland, oldest of 3 children, the 2 younger siblings are closer due to a significant age gap between ryan and them
dad’s a private tutor and mum’s an auror for the ministry, all in all a warm family, think weasleys for dynamic except more well-to-do.
TW: DROWNING & CHARACTER DEATH ––– childhood friends with @elevatc and another boy, pretty much been tight since before hogwarts. think sirius/james/remus dynamic where essentially ryan = remus. until said friend drowns in a bet with simon, friendship’s torn apart and when ryan sees simon again at the beginning of a new academic year, simon’s changed drastically enough for distance to be wedged in between them. ryan/remus parallel? losing two of his only friends in one day? more probable than you think.
he’s that one model student kid in class, always with his shirts ironed out, neatly written notes. punctual, gentle, but keeps a courteous distance
was a prefect through 4th to 8th year, flexible enough to close an eye when it came to harmless things && people
need help getting past ravenclaw’s riddles? (hey demons,) he’s ya boy. / would occasionally tutor subjects
long story short, resident nerd, boy with baggage, no bark no bite
actually everyday but still. anyway! it’s jungwoo’s mun with a slytherin child. this muse is a revamp so there are some things that i gotta iron out as i go, but for now here are some basics under the cut.
profile / plots
bullet ! points !! ( aka ramblings )
blake kang
slytherin / 9th year / pureblood / quidditch cap
v loyal to friends, not likely to sell them to satan for a corn chip (maybe 2)
v diligent so he generally gets good grades, but will fixate on that one subject that’s below expectations ( fuckin’ divination )
has high expectations of himself ( and of others )
sometimes an entire goof and a half
sometimes v extra
charmed his robe once in the 4th year’s quidditch match to leave a trail of green & silver glitter but all it did was put a hot target on his tail for the entire match ( never again )
also for some reason loves to dare others to venture into the forbidden forest at night / indulge in other terrible decisions that somehow always backfire on him
fully embraces his fam bg and the privileges it comes with
bit of a blood purist, doesn’t find much fault in the pureblood supremacy ideals ( old school, but he grew up in a household that p much ingrained this into him )
mostly unbothered
falls in the greys of morals
was a prefect
definitely abused his power esp when it comes to shielding friends from their late night endeavours around the castle for whatever reasons
jk, it’s my boy farrier lee, a gryffindor baby. long story short: miserable frat boi with mummy issues. profile link is here, but if you’re lazy like me i’ve got bullet points summarised under the cut. hmu if you wanna plot! otherwise hit the heart and i’ll come your way. :’)
if you’re not into hot-headed mess jungwoo, i’ve got a snek boi blake kang (coming soon... after i set up his pages...) for you to plot with. either’s good!
farrier lee / jungwoo
ninth year, gryffindor, previously on the quidditch team as a seeker
dad specialised in magizoology, a gryffindor / mum’s a ravenclaw
an accident that took his father’s life changes things
dejected mother + a young jungwoo: family dynamic shifts drastically, he spends most of his time alone takes it upon himself to hold up the family like his father used to do
mother remarries and suddenly they’re a semblance of a family again? maybe? anyway
stepdad works for the ministry of law, shallow, scratching bare surface when it comes to relationships in general –– jungwoo doesn’t feel much of a connection with the man but he respects him enough under one roof
has his eyes somewhat set on magizoology ( dragons in particular ), following his father’s steps and all
but mother thinks law is a good ( safe ) route to go + influence of stepfather who’s pushing jungwoo into the direction regardless of his opinions ( i.e. i’m doing what’s best for you )
SAD! but he’s a filial child ( mama’s boi ) so law enforcement we go
miserable bc it’s not what he wants
also miserable bc he doesn’t know what he should do
indulges in the partying scene, just wants to get drunk and high
he’s either studying or wasted there’s no in between
avid believer of the organised mess theory
frat boi cliche: self-appreciative flirt, not very keen on emotional exchanges
mild insomnia: relies on things to sleep otherwise he’s not v functional on certain days
involved in a lil’ drug ring situation
can’t let his parents find out tho
he doesn’t talk to them much anyway
final year tryna get by and also graduate and hopefully move away? somewhere?
hey there i’m noelle! so excited to be here :’) got another kiddo on her way in just a few but in the meantime here’s simon summed up underneath the cut
HEY! did KIM SEOKWOO (ROWOON) just fall off HIS broomstick?! oh wait, never mind. it’s just SIMON HAN… to think i nearly broke a sweat over a TWENTY ONE year old NINTH year GRYFFINDOR. i hear the CISMALE is quite PASSIONATE and ENERGETIC, but also HOTHEADED and RECKLESS. well, i hope their broom doesn’t throw them off the second time.
born and raised in dublin by a sweet big ole family, where he’s the middle child! mostly a mix of gryffindors and slytherins. mom is an ordinary, 9-5 ministry office worker while dad has a magical workshop that customizes hot rides
has always been a mischievous kind of guy but in a charming, relatively harmless sort of way but that didn’t last for very long
(TW: DROWNING) was part of this remus/sirius/james trifecta with two other boys (remus who’s gonna be here soon...hopefully), everything’s peachy until the summer of their sixth year when the “james” of their group died in a drowning incident. grief, guilt, complications galore
ever since then simon’s changed pretty drastically, stopped giving a fuck about his grades, mixed with the wrong crowd and is more prone to stupid dauntless behavior
now he’s just known around school as being this delinquent figure (down to even owning a motorcycle...who is he) that causes trouble...textbook gryffindor stereotype taken to the extremes with the explosive temper and dramatics
is absolutely aware of how transparent his emotions/reactions are and is highkey embarrassed by it, but that’s really only around people whom he considers close
otherwise just really does his own thing and does stupid shit for fun
really good at fixing things and dabbles in mechanical work
also really good with animals
likes romcoms, working out, skipping classes, exploring muggle hot spots, cute girls
hates astrology, divination, anything related to h*roscopes
hi guys! my name’s ria & i’m super excited canary’s back & with it my son kyu. i’m also playing a new muse! yuna (jihyo fc ! @velvctcore) i’ll have her intro up soon hopefully... anyway! please, let’s plot! i’m available on d*scord (famous female#4835) or twt (@deathidas) or ims, whatever works!!
☆ﾟ*・ﾟHEY! did LEE DONGHYUCK (HAECHAN) just fall off HIS broomstick?! oh wait, never mind. it’s just MOON MINKYU… to think i nearly broke a sweat over an EIGHTEEN year old SIXTH year MUGGLEBORN HUFFLEPUFF. i hear the CISMALE is quite PLAYFUL and FRIENDLY, but also LOUD and CLINGY. well, i hope their broom doesn’t throw them off the second time.
class clown, prankster, troublemaker... you name it. maybe he’s an attention seeker or maybe he’s just deflecting from all his insecurities... you decide
overly friendly, non-judgemental, can see the good in pretty much anyone. he tries his best to talk to new people as much as possible, really bubbly and will approach people unprovoked - he knows a lot of people
needs to be around people constantly, gets sad and lonely easily
muggleborn and still getting a grasp of the wizarding world. he misses muggle life a lot but has adapted by this point, there’s still a lot he doesn’t know and culture clashes here and there. he’s really self-concious of this
not the brightest when it comes to school but he works very hard determined to prove his own worth to himself.. still... barely passes but he’s trying
very good at flying and extremely athletic, idolizes quidditch players but too shy to ever turn out. passionately cheers on the team every game and sometimes secretly watches practices. dreams of maybe turning out next year though he probably won’t.. still a kid can hope
on first impression people assume he’s naive and a bit dim, maybe there’s some truth to that but he’s much more observant than his blindly happy-go-lucky demeanor suggests
INTRODUCTION : ┅ ┅ yo , i remember the first iteration of this and it was so much fun so i’m super glad it’s come back and i obviously had to rejoin ?! anyway , you can call me stella ! i’m twenty - four and go by feminine pronouns ! i never know what to say in introductions , so let me just get to my slytherin boy , seungjoon ! below the cut is some information about him as well as some baseline connections and plot ideas ! smash the cute little heard if you’d like to plot , and i’ll come slither into your dms !
COMING SOON : profile ; statistics ; wanted connections
☆ﾟ*・ﾟHEY! did JUNG HOSEOK just fall off HIS broomstick?! oh wait, never mind. it’s just BANG SEUNGJOON… to think i nearly broke a sweat over an TWENTY-ONE year old NINTH* year PUREBLOOD SLYTHERIN. i hear the MALE is quite PROTECTIVE and EMPATHETIC, but also CYNICAL and TRUCULENT. well, i hope their broom doesn’t throw them off the second time.
SEUNGJOON ┅ ┅
Born in London to two notorious purebloods on Christmas Day, he’s the youngest son of two children. His parents are pureblood supremacists through and through and have very low views on muggles and muggle-born witches and wizards. Naturally, they tried to infect their sons with the same backward views.
They were successful in polluting their oldest sons mind, he’s so far gone into the Dark Arts and secret anti-muggle circles that there is probably no redeeming him.
Seungjoon, on the other hand, wasn’t as responsive. He had several close friends that were muggle-born witches and wizards, and so their hatred wasn’t as easily swallowed for him. His friends were nice people and didn’t seem different from himself, he told his parents such. It’s the first time he was slapped in the face by his mother.
As a child, he was sweeter. Soft smiles, carefree laughter and running outside in the grass until the sun was setting. He loved and loved and loved. His dulcet tones were crushed under the heels of his parents, smashed into smithereens, picked up and shaped into a mold of their liking; something with edges and anger.
The softness was beaten out of him with firm smacks across the face and the sound of a ruler hitting the backs of his hands; he was pulled away from all his friends and put into circles of children who were being brought up wrong; brought up the way his brother was, the way his parents were trying to bring him up.
There are those who claim his views reflect those of his parents, but to be completely honest they don’t. His bitterness is spread equally and he wouldn’t call it hatred, just a constant state of annoyance because putting up walls and coming off as dangerous is easier than trying to pick up the shards of his life, easier than shrugging off his parents critique. It’s much simpler to put up a facade and get by. So that’s what he does.
This boy was a hatstall and he nearly cried whilst the sorting hat debated whether or not to put him Slytherin or Ravenclaw. It took the Sorting Hat nearly seven minutes to sort him, and in the end he was sorted into Slytherin. More than likely because he knew his parents would loathe him if he was sorted into anything other. The Sorting Hat thought he’d be a good fit for either seeing as Seungjoon is very intelligent as well as cunning.
Reputation wise, Seungjoon is known as trouble. Someone you’d be better off avoiding; he's danger, a mistake, try to get past his shell at your own risk because he's fire and you’re going to get burnt. He leaves a trail of broken hearts in his wake despite the fact it’s clear he doesn’t do relationships, unfortunately there’s always someone out there that thinks they can change him.
Quidditch is his one true love. He hates losing, gets angry at his teammates when they do lose, curses up a storm and bites down on his bottom lip so hard he’s tasting iron. Some say he never looks happier or more alive than when he’s on a broom and they’re probably right; you can't fake being a good player, so it’s the only time he feels real.
One of those students who looks like he doesn’t care about class at all, might show up late, might not even study — yet has very high grades. Okay, so maybe he’s getting tutored by a Ravenclaw, but still — he’s clearly not stupid and if he applied himself more he wouldn’t need help studying. Some classes, however, he just really hates so he can’t be bothered to pay attention.
Has a tuxedo cat named Pocus but everyone calls him Socks. Pocus knows damn well what his name is, but when he’s in one of those moods he’ll only go to Seungjoon if he calls him “ Socks. ” Is super affectionate to everyone else and rarely with Seungjoon. Makes him pretty sad, catch him trying to entice his cat over for half an hour and then storming away out of frustration when friend #3 comes over, calls Pocus and he goes running to them.
Defense Against the Dark Arts, Care for Magical Creatures and Charms are his best classes. Astronomy, Divination and Herbology are his worst. Part of the Dueling Club and loves it almost as much as Quidditch. Challenge him if you dare.
PLOTS
┅ marauders 2.0 ? the ride or die quartet who have code names and pull stupid pranks that vary in tameness. can be from any house ~ ! 3/3 RHYS , CAIN , ELIAS
┅ gryffindor rivals who hate each others guts , maybe they are extremely competitive on the quidditch field.
┅ despite his general ... meanness, those students from different houses who have wormed their way in?
┅ double trouble, they’re both chaotic on their own ; throw them together and it’s an even bigger mess.
┅ friends with benifits, that one friend who starts liking seungjoon and complicates things.
┅ childhood friend, maybe a muggle friend who he ended ties with after his parents forced him to?
┅ ex best friends who shook the school when they come back one year absolutely hating each other? YUNA
┅ best friends, like seungjoon would die for this person also probably relies on them too much because he has no one else he’s comfortable sharing 100% with. YUKO
┅ an arranged marriage between to purebloods? could get along or absolutely hate each other’s guts.
┅ those who have crushes on him or those he has crushes on?
┅ that ravenclaw who tutors him
┅ enemies of varying degree, maybe it’s just sass and banter or maybe these two have thrown hands occasionally.
┅ those some types he is compelled to want to protect because despite his outward appearance he must protect.
┅ that person he obviously has a thing for but their oblivious, or vice versa.
┅ for some reason, these two are in a fake relationship.
┅ members of the slytherin quidditch team he gets along with or who hate how serious he takes the sport?
┅ some people who have convinced him to tutor them?
or we could just brainstorm but if anything catches your interest let me know !
hello i never ever come prepared but let’s get it. my name is nick (any pronouns work for me) and this mess is named jiwoo. i’m also writing this other mess, but under the cut is some basic info about jiwoo. smash that heart button if you’d like to plot or hmu if you’re impatient because i’m taking a century to get it together. i also have discord ( yeetus#8648 ) if you prefer plotting on there and yes i did just copy and paste this part from my other intro WHAT ABOUT IT
☆ﾟ*・ﾟHEY! did KIM BORA (SUA) just fall off HER broomstick?! oh wait, never mind. it’s just JIWOO KANG… to think i nearly broke a sweat over a TWENTY year old NINTH year PUREBLOOD RAVENCLAW. i hear the CISFEMALE is quite CHARMING and DILIGENT, but also TEMPERAMENTAL and VINDICTIVE. well, i hope their broom doesn’t throw them off the second time.
[death tw] her parents died when she was a child. they were uhhhh rolling with the bad guys until they betrayed them, and usually if you betray the bad guys you end up 6 feet underground so that’s where they are. rip. [end death tw] now the number in her bank account looks really pretty if you feel me. anyway, her grandmother took her in after that and raised her. since her daughter joined The Dark Side, she thought of jiwoo as a second chance to Do It Right This Time. grandma is pretty chill but still expects a lot from her academic wise. she just wants jiwoo to Succeed.
too smart for her own good, both book and street wise, but not the type to rub it in your face. charms, transfiguration, and DADA are her best classes. yes, all 3 of them. but you know what? fuck divination and herbology. just because she a high grade in herbology doesn’t mean she actually likes it.
in public, she usually appears to be calm and collected. she looks like she has her shit together. lmao spoiler alert, she doesn’t. depending on who she’s around (and her level of intoxication), those are the times she’s loud and obnoxious. will also flirt and play extra nice if she really wants something. but also, she is temperamental and when she’s mad or annoyed she can be mean as fuck. so like...good luck on which version of her you get.
deflects her emotions and feelings A LOT. has a crush? deflect. feels sad, heartbroken, or any emotion of that sort? deflect. talking about feelings and issues? deflect. getting her to talk about that stuff is like pulling teeth. it’s not that she can’t, she just prefers not to unless she absolutely has to do it.
Big Gay even though she is smol. the only thing men are useful for...is to reach the top shelf, but that’s about it. tease her about her height and she’ll bust your kneecaps.
just like my other mess, jiwoo is mischievous but she’s very good at not getting caught. she’s more of the brain behind the master plan instead of the one who executes it.
ravenclaw seeker. she takes quidditch very seriously. the type to be bitter for a day or two after a loss.
also, don’t ever ask her to play wizard’s chess. that’s another thing she takes very seriously and she will destroy you. she lives for watching her pieces destroy the other player’s. it’s sickening, honestly. basically, she’s competitive.
she seems cool and acts like she’s tough but she’s secretly a big ass softie but yall didn’t hear that from me
surprise surprise, i don’t have a wanted connections list so once again hit me with ur best shot. fluff, chaos, angst, etc i’m down for all of it.
