#cd facility shitposts

[callousdegenerate]

On a scale of ,,has sworn to never say f***” to ,,when the time calls for it they say f***” to ,,always fucking says fuck”, where do the people in TF stand?

[callousdegenerate]

Ok, i would’ve found it really funny is Lucius and Jonathan once had a thing when they were drunk because of how you said they are when they get drunk. (Imagine Jonathan waking up so confused, looking at his side, seeing Lucius and the looking completely horrified)

unfortunate

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Quickly edited together a Facility shitpost based off of this post

[callousdegenerate]

How are the doctors like when they’re drunk?😂

Yosuke: Clingy romantic

Mom: Clingy funlover

Sven: Excitable dudebro

Jude: Passed the fuck out

Nathaniel: Can't stop reciting Shakespeare

Jonathan: Can't stop trying to fuck everyone

Micah: Will probably fight you

Milos: Absolutely unphased

Gale: Sleepy lightweight

Lilah: Bitchy + wild

Monica: Bubbly drunk

The Overseer: Bitter asshole loner

Lucius: Horny suave

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Neighbor: Ummm….mister Chisaka, i couldn’t help but notice something recently….

Yosuke: Oh, what is it?

Neighbor: There is a blonde man hiding in your bushes recently and he always arrives at 5:00 and leaves at 6:30. We were too afraid to tell him something because he once glanced at us and felt like half of our family was threatened.

Yosuke: Ah yes, it’s my boss.

😂

Now I'm imagining all his public appearances as this

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I often wonder:

if i were to randomly just say "fuck it, aliens" or throw supernatural shit into this story, how would people react?

I won't, but imagine.

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Here's another goddamn anime version of a character from The Facility

Enjoy another anime Lucius lmao

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Ah yes, Ten’s squad

I’m not sorry