Callout post for Timaeus @timaephite /j
As an ex dear friend of Timaeus, it comes with a heavy heart that I have to write this (joking) callout today. As of recent and unfortunate news, Tim is problematic. In this post I will be detailing his problematic actions against me and many others, namely his nickelodeon co-stars and friends in the CDPL discord server. Starting with his heinous actions as a nickelodeon star, he is reported to have said the f word (f*ck) MANY times on set (Very rude, you should distrust him just because of this.) In addition to the f word, Timaeus allegedly said that the slime they dunk on the other stars looks like, direct quote, “Some fuckin hulk cum [wheeze].” This is derogatory towards The Hulk (Known real man/j) and VERY problematic for a number of other reasons that should be plainly obvious to anyone who reads it. Moving on to his actions against his (now ex) friends in CDPL, I am going to start with his actions against Aurelio. He, according to an eye witness, declared “Hey is hair flammable?”, and proceeded to attempt to light Aurelio’s hair on fire. This is hilarious, however incredibly problematic in and of itself. Moving on to things he has said on record, he has made incredibly wrong and problematic claims against former presidential candidate Bernie Sanders, and this leads me to believe he is a Russian psyop attempting to dissolve Bernies good name. (I am on a first name basis with Bernie because my cock is huge and I am a communist.) I have photographic proof of the above claim, displayed here.
[ID: a screenshot of Timaeus saying “Bernie makes people gay to get votes”. End ID] As is plain for anyone to see, this is obviously a dig at voters and an attempt to get them to stop voting as to not appear gay (derogatory). This is a deeply problematic and gayboy move, and I am dissapointed I did not see the warning signs that this man was a fool and gay. Moving on to things I do not have concrete proof of, he one time threatened in a voice call to “Eat my damn washing machine” and “piss on my mother”, very threatening and scary statements. I hope everyone who reads this can understand that I am trying to get clout and I think cancelling this man is a very unimportant move, because hes dumb as shit. This post is a joke please don’t take it seriously