#ce's diary posts

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I’m just. Tiretd.

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All of tumblr, apparently: “hahaha having siblings is such shenanigans! You share a silly vibe that is impossible to describe!”

Me, whose only blood sibling constantly reminds me that I am indeed the family disappointment: “ha.... yeah.... can’t relate....”

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Thanksgiving is over, it’s officially time for the Festive Lesbians icon

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Hey, so, I personally am not planning on jumping ship from tumblr just because of the latest nonsense, but if any of you are interested, y’all can hmu for my Twitter

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I'm tired of cryptid lists always putting Bigfoot as our state cryptid

California's cryptid is the Fresno Nightcrawler and anyone who denies that is weak and also a coward

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Giselle is officially the most Relatable(tm) ballet protagonist bc she realized that the person she loved was actually just a bitch-ass dickweed and so she immediately went crazy, died of a heart attack, and then came back as a vengeful ghost

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Hahaha wow I’m feeling really fuckin depressed

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They'd call you a Mary Sue since you're nearly perfect!

HagfscgsBruh u don’t understand tho there’s been a whole running joke between me and my various irl friends since I was a teenager that I’m a Mary Sue irl because I’m cute, I’m kind, my name doesn’t sound real, and my hair and eyes are subject to change colors according to my mood lmaoooo