DirkJake is a "ship"
Some ships carry good stuff like food.
Dirkjake does not. It only contains rotten meat and disease.
Some ships have sane people residing in them.
Dirkjake does not. It only contains insane and stupid yaoi sluts.
Some ships set sail and arrive at their destination.
DirkJake will not. DirkJake will sink.
Abandon this ship before it is too late.
Protect your last glimpse of sanity and STOP SHIPPING DIRKJAKE NOW!











