I bet if I watched Buzzfeed Unsolved rn, I could get away with calling it studying or something.
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I bet if I watched Buzzfeed Unsolved rn, I could get away with calling it studying or something.
Wait. Shit. Was that, like, weed smoke, then?? Did we all get a second-hand Zachtastrophy??
Had to call RFD for the fire. Laura, Kelso & I had to get Zach to the emergency room. He fell asleep after starting a new blunt, and I think everything in the Quiet Room is ashes now, tbh. I'm so insanely glad we got that window installed because there was no way I would've known he was in there with all that. Jesus, I feel so bad for him. First a demon house, now this? I really hope he's allowed PTO. We're waiting rn to hear if he needs any further help. The rest of the gang are outside HQ still.
CEC BUILDING HAS BEEN EVACUATED.
Just woke up at my desk seeing I hadn't logged out or gone to my room. This Place Is A Prison. I think Zach spent the night in the Quiet Room. Oh shit actually I have to go. There's SO much smoke. Shitm. Send paoet!!
I would like to usher an apology to Tyler for accusing him of stealing my burrito. Laura, the traitor she is, thought she could "But I'm your work wife!!" her way out of it. Now guess who has 10 extra dollars in their bank account. Yeah. That's right. Don't mess with my lunch, people!!!!! >:/
WHO STOLE MY BURRITO FROM THE FRIDGE. WHICH ONE OF YOU DID IT. IT WAS TYLER WASN'T IT.
I'm so hungry and I'm on lucnchbreak late aughshhh. SOMEONE is going to cash app me. I'm so mad. No I'm not. I am mad though.
I just got back to find him in the Quiet Zone. He has the wolf blanket omg. I am so fond of this man. Anyway, I got him the weed he asked for (he had to text me specs ofc bc idk anything abt the stuff). He looked at me like I was bringing him a prescription for psychosis. I kinda am tbh. Anyway! Mission Accomplished! Back to waiting for reports to roll in. Ugh </3
I love my job 😀👍