#cefhpuck

[queenscntanalopez]

Text: Santana ↔ Puck

Santana: Hey babe.

Santana: So hypothetically if I quit pissing your dad off long enough do you think you can join me at a party in like a week and a half?

Santana: second Marley's trying to plan some sort of romantic date or whatever for the two of us which I don't really get and unless you can say no to her I don't really know what to tell you other than I hope you know how to row a boat gently down that stream all on your own.

[queenscntanalopez]

Text: Santana → Puck

Santana: Babe, if I asked you for a "break" what do you think that actually means?

Santana: and before you start freaking out at the thought of losing me or us breaking up, no this isn't me asking you for one, this is just me asking you a question.

[queenscntanalopez]

Text: Santana → Puck

Santana: happy whatever day of Hanukkah.

Santana: I know the whole eight days thing and me getting you a gift for every day was a thing before but since you want to go all Brad Pitt on me you can just be grateful for one gift and the fact that I’m not the one beating in that mug after finding out about your not so secret fight club.

Santana: which by the way, isn’t the first rule to not talk about it? Unless they’ve got a new rulebook their playing by.

[queenscntanalopez]

Text: Santana ↔ Puck

Santana: Before anyone gets on my case I want you to know she had it coming and I'm not sorry about anything I did.