#celestial labs

[tiaet-official]

Our favorite transfem in STEM, Emma Hawk!

[ask-the-trapped]

Emma, where’s my Diet Pepsi?

@cool-deity

[Emma]

Right here.

*She opens a minifridge. There are two diet pepsis. Which one is yours is unclear.

[tiaet-official]

Incorrect Quotes (Divine Edition!)

Creator: ...So, who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.

Mystic: ...I did. I broke it-

Creator: No, no you didn't. Fire?

Pyrinne: Don't look at me. Look at Ros.

Ros: What?! I didn't break it!

Pyrinne: That's weird, how did you even know it was broken?

Ros: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken!

Pyrinne: Suspicious...

Ros: No it is not!

Dark Lord: If it matters, probably not, but Light was the last one to use it.

Lady Light: Lies! I don't even drink that foul stuff!

Dark Lord: Ah, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Lady Light: I use the stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone KNOWS that, Dark!

Mystic: Alright, let's not fight, I broke it, let me pay for it, Creator-

Creator: No! Who broke it?

Ros: ...Air has been awfully quiet.

Ven: Really?!

Ros: Yes, really!

...

Creator: ...I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on and a pig's head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[elder-sister]

Our favorite transfem in STEM

Emma hawk, the most chaotic scientist at Celestial Labs

[ask-the-trapped]

Anuthing interesting you found in there

[Yewer]

Records of what happened before the Hyper Event.... but there's a fifty year gap between them and the actual event... Or at least our estimation of when the event happened.

[ask-the-trapped]

Woah, what happened?

[B.W]

During The Hyper Event, Onone was evolved from Ancient Earth, setting off a collective reset and eliminating all means of using the Internet, minus Celestial Labs' cyber archives....