#cellzer

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Frieza and Perfect Cell started dating but since they have no familiarity with love and romance, their relationship is barely noticeable to the bare eyes.

So one time Cell and Frieza were fighting against Vegeta and Goku, and Beerus and Whis appear towards them. Beerus demands Frieza to introduce the android. Frieza did and Beerus tells everyone to stop fighting and have a small dinner which caught everyone off guard.

As they're eating, Whis asks personal questions about Frieza's interactions with Cell. At some point, Vegeta comments about Bulma and Goku comments about Chi-Chi. Then Frieza comments about their marriage which annoyed Vegeta and Frieza and Vegeta start arguing. Goku is trying to calm Vegeta down while Cell is minding his business by inspecting Beerus' world.

Vegeta then states Frieza shouldn't have the privilege to comment on their marriage when he never was in a relationship. The icejin then smirks and states he is in a relationship which made everyone baffled except Whis and a sudden embarrassed Cell. Vegeta accuses of Frieza of lying but Frieza reassures he is telling the truth which Whis confirms. Goku then looks at Cell who's had his cheeks blushed. Then Goku had the sudden realization and asks if it's Cell, which made Frieza sweatdrop and confirms it. Vegeta then stares at Frieza than at Cell and immediately screams out, "YOU TWO ARE DATING!?" which Frieza calmly said yes. Vegeta while still trying to process whatever this is, Goku congratulates the two. Beerus and Whis are just intaking the juicy scene before them. Cell is feeling upset that Frieza casually exposed their relationship but Frieza doesn't care.

And then Frieza proceeds to to say he does have the privilege to comment on Vegeta's marriage which pissed off the prince.

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God: Pray for me

Me: no

Fricell: Pray for me

Me asf:

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Cell and Frieza get genderbended:

Cell: Seems like I have boobs now and my body has changed to a body structure of a female, and my voice has become feminine-You didn't change????

Frieza:....*starts speaking in a female voice with a deep masculine tone* I did change, my lips are no longer black and for some reason my eyes lack the sharp black feature (I'm talking about their bio eyeliner)

Cell: WTF?!

Frieza: I know, I look weird with my lack of sharp features, I look like that pathetic loser Frost

Cell: I'M TALKING ABOUT YOUR DEEP ASS VOICE!!!

Frieza is very androgynous that it's somewhat impossible to genderbend him, so I genderbend him by taking away his feminine features and no, I refused to give Frieza boobs especially since he's from a alien lizard species and boobs are towards mammal species, and lizards aren't mammal. His voice is the only major thing that would change his gender, also I heard that some people when first seeing Frieza, they assume he was a girl due to his feminine features like his lips, the eyes, and especially his high pitched voice. So female Frieza would lack feminine features and have a deep timbre voice, making the audience assumed she's a guy when first seeing her

I can imagine everyone assumes Fem Cell has a boyfriend but nope that's her girlfriend

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Kuriza: Papa, how did you met Cell?

Frieza: In hell, it was like a prison

Kuriza: Oh, and then you two dated?

Frieza: No, I hated him, he was an insufferable bug

Kuriza: So how did it happen?

Frieza: Well, after I gained my obsidian (black) form, I went to hell again and told him about the deal, in which he will become my fighting partner

Kuriza: Did he agreed?

Frieza: Of course not, he was resisting me but he eventually gave up after some beatings and giving fantasies in beating up Goku's whelp

Kuriza: When did you love him?

Frieza: *Gets flustered* I don't love him, I simply find him attractive enough to date

Kuriza: But don't you kiss the person you love?

Frieza:....I think it’s time for you bedtime

Kuriza: Wait! How did you two get married?

Frieza:....

Flashback

Frieza: Cell, I want to get married but out of benefits

Cell: Ok

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Imagine Cell just laying there minding his business and the Frieza comes with eyebags and quickly gets ready to go to sleep and flops on top of Cell as he gets comfortable and immediately goes to sleep. Cell doesn't react cause this has happened before. He gets comfortable by hugging the sleepy icejin. Cell doesn't sleep because his body doesn't require it. He rubs on Frieza's shoulders as he mind wanders. At around after midnight, Frieza's bedroom door open and it displayed a small scared icejin. Kuriza hold a alien stuffed toy with his tail timidly swishing. He then quietly gets close to the bed and as he climbs the bed, he sees Cell being awake and looking at him. Kuriza felt immediate hesitation, which Cell notice. Cell then beckons the young icejin to climb to Kuriza's relief. Cell doesn't mind Kuriza but their relationship is awkward. He would notice Kuriza has low social skills due to lack of friends, but he can tell the little one is curious about the android especially since Frieza is very fond of Cell. Kuriza would then lay his little head on top of Cell's chest and try to hug his papa to whom was lightly snoring. Kuriza hears Cell's faint heartbeats and would lulled him to sleep. Cell now has two icejins cuddling up to him. He doesn't know if he should be happy or disappointed in how his life turned out.

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Cooler would accuse Frieza being biblical greedy cause why are you a small creature that's 5'2' and decided to choose someone giant to your size that's 7'0'????????

King Cold has defended Frieza (his little princess) that he chosen Cell because of his personality since the android is a gentleman

Which Cooler looks at Cell's handsome face and 10/10 body tea and just sarcastically states "Yeah right" like his little brother isn't a shallow brat

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There should be a fic of Perfect Cell being jelly because his fighting partner, Frieza, is spending time with some copycat called Moro

Perfect Cell after reading the moro arc: HE COPIED MY WHOLE FUCKING FLOW!!! WORD FOR WORD!!! BAR FOR BAR!!!

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I'm genuinely wondering if Cell can outlived Frieza. I know both have long life spans but I feel Cell is closer to immortality than Frieza.

Can you imagine Frieza looking old and wrinkly as Kuriza has grown to be a middle-aged adult as Cell looks the same as always. Cell would developed a foreign feeling seeing the two grow old. He tries to bury it but he can't help but always noticed

Maybe he should find the Dragon Balls...