‘ he said he liked my outfit and he gave me a free cinnamon bear. ’ @celmeckis
‘ what? like because of the outfit? ’ kind of hope my dopey excuse for a face doesn’t bear me looking charlie up and down the way that i actually do. despite everything, i’m not subtle in the way i think i am.
i take it all in and everything, i do - charlie’s outfit, i mean - but i don’t see how jumpers get free food. i guess i don’t know, i don’t really know. i’m not a fashion guy. i might try and act on it, like becoming one with asos or getting thrifty or whatever if it means being rewarded by the snack gods. i could wear a nice coat for that. could be the push i need to get convinced to wear anything but a hoodie. (asos, by the way? is that even where people shop? no, not a fashion guy. clothes pulled from the ground kind of guy.) ‘ . . . what the hell were you wearing? ’