#centricide headcanons

[everyxtreme]

What do the extremists like most about each other?

THIS IS TOO HARD TO DRAW SO ILL WRITE IT FOR YOU LOLL

under cut bc i hate walltext posts

Authright:

❤ " He's brighter than he looks. I can respect that. "

💛 " He jumps people for me! ☺ Can't break that NAP, now, can I? How would that look on me?... Plus, he does a better job at hiding bodies than my police 😢 "

💚 " He makes coffee in the morning. That's it. I hate that guy >:/ "

Ancom:

💙 " I mean... I guess it doesn't steal my shit? Nothing nice to say here about a degenerate. "

❤ " Anarkiddie is great! Uhh... Qui (right?) is very good company. I enjoy reading theory to them even if they don't really listen. "

💛 " Ancom... Eehh? Love doing drugs with quem! Very fun to get high around. Qui also gets conned into buying my prideslop so that's always fun! "

Commie:

💙 " Commie is really effecient and not super annoying... usually. I work best with him. "

💛 " Ughh... This guy. I sell him books and other than that he refuses to talk to me. I hate that look he gives me... Blegh. Scary! "

💚 " TANKIE!! thats homie :3 i LOVE dragging him to protests! He always gets so nostalgic of his revolutions xD my goat fr "

Ancap:

💙 " Ancap is always treating me like a busboy. He makes me go fight people n shit and boy do I HATE IT. At least he pays for my games n subscriptions and shit. 😒 "

❤ " Mmm. Nothing kind to say here. My only compliment is he did buy me my suit, but now he thinks I owe him. I don't. "

💚 " Ancap gets all my drugs for me and hes AWESOME for that. Not crazy about the exploitation part. "

also all my charts

and a base 4 u ok

[ideologyfairy]

Random Centricide Headcanon Dump!

• Ideologies live in the same world as humans and their existence is well known about. However, they mostly live in separately from humans. Though they will occasionally enter human territory for whatever reason.

• Ideologies generally see humans as lesser beings due to their lack of magic and comparative fragility.

• I see a lot of people headcanon Ideologies as being like gods to humanity, but personally I think they'd be viewed more like fairies or any similar non-divine but still more powerful than humans fantasy species.

• Strong relationships between humans and ideologies, especially romantic and sexual ones, are seen as taboo and frowned upon by both species. But they do still happen, just rarely and mostly in secret.

• Ideologies can feel sexual pleasure, but are infertile and cannot reproduce.

• ideologies start off as babies, and at first gradually grow up like humans do, but eventually stop aging completely once they reach adulthood.

[aur-el-ias]

Ancap is plagued with purpose. He is production, the future, a forward momentum of desire then fulfillment and then desire again. An endless excess of want and greed.

Sometimes, however, he comes close to simply being. It’s always with Ancom. Ancom, who makes him pay for the batting cages, the drinks, the drugs, the food. Ancom, who somehow always beats him in rhythm games, despite him being a better dancer than they are. Ancom, who laughs with the same bohemian love of freedom, laughs guiltlessly.

And for a moment, as they look up at the blue sky together, Ancap doesn’t have to think about how he hurts. He doesn’t have to think about his next step, his purpose, or the consequences of his existence.

For a moment, Ancap can simply just, be.

[ninjoots]

Hoppean runs a lot of meetings and business stuff that Ancap doesn’t want to deal with, but he’s selectively mute and hates everybody so he usually just sits there across from whoever he’s meeting with and stares at them. Unblinking. Just straight up 😐 vibes nothing more and the person he’s meeting with is just,, so uncomfortable that they give up and then Ancap doesn’t have to deal with em again

[coldmetal25]

I know the Centricide Fandom is like on life support rn but I got some fitness/body headcanons

Ancom: 

Doesn’t actually work out (in a traditional sense I guess), just jogs occasionally. 

Thin and in a weird state of fit and unfit (good endurance but cant lift shit) 

a runner’s body, if you will

plus que’s short but that’s a given

Ancap:

Doesn’t work out either and is a just a tall string bean

Okay so he also works out a bit in his private gym (but then passes out like 10 minutes after starting)

Is just generally unfit but he tries 

Commie:

tall and bulky

Like a worker’s body if that makes sense

no really defined muscle that you would see on a body builder but still strong

Is just slightly shorter than Ancap but because he’s bigger, he seems taller 

“White Identitarian”:

Short person energy. Is not as short as Ancom but Commie and Ancap (and Ancom too) make fun of him for being short

Says he works out but doesn’t (too insecure to go to the gym).

Is too busy scrolling on /pol/ to work out

Not thin but not fat, just in-between but leans more towards thin.  

(When I made these headcanons in my notes app at like 3 am I said he was a manlet and I didn’t wanna say that but it’s too funny not to include) 

[rabid-rat-thing]

Random Centricide Headcanons

Conservative: The man is a badass preacher. Say what you want about his religion and his beliefs, he'll love you as one of God's children, even if you're a skeptic. He's surprisingly tolerant of other religions, even atheists (more tolerant than other Christians at least). But if you threaten to destroy his church, the Bible, or anyone he loves, you're in for one hell of a time. He won't hesitate to pull out a pistol, and he WILL kick your ass. He also plays Doom on his free time.

Libertarian: He's a gentleman to the core, and a very educated one at that. More than once has Ancap stopped him to repeat a sentence "in English". He uses very big words very often. His three favorite things are money, Ancap, and English literature. He's also very learned in the ways of wooing someone, especially flirting, which he uses to seduce Ancap on more than one occasion. He also flirts with women sometimes at banquets that the Librights host, which makes Ancap pretty jealous. Libertarian finds it slightly amusing. He's good with women (and men) in general.a

Minarchist: This man loves musicals. Look at him in Centricide 4.5, he radiates theater kid. He likes Hamilton and the Phantom of the Opera. He's very outgoing and overly nice to everyone, which kind of annoys Hoppean, as he's more withdrawn. No matter if you're a fascist or an anarcho-communist, he will help you out no matter what, which is what really sets him apart from the other Librights.

Hoppean: Despite his forceful demeanor, he's horribly withdrawn and shy. He's Minarchist's polar opposite, a complete misanthrope. Partly because he doesn't know how to deal with people. I think he has schizoid personality disorder, as he shows some symptoms. He has no idea how to talk to women, but unlike Nazi's borderline creepy and incel-ish tactics, he avoids them all together. Minarchist tries to play "the therapist" to get him to open up, which he absolutely despises. Deep down though, he secretly appreciates Minarchist being friendly with him, and is afraid that his naivety will get him into a bad situation with the homeless. So, he tries to protect him in a way, but will never, ever, EVER admit it. Overall, the mf is a complete tsundere.

The Librights in general: "This is literally 1984!" is their go-to phrase when something doesn't go exactly their way. Mostly said by Ancap when his 62nd alternative account gets banned on Reddit.

Nazbol: The very personification of the annoying kid who blasts the Soviet Anthem on the bus. He loves reading theory, and will never hesitate to proudly display this to everyone he meets. His favorite book is 1984, and his favorite characters are Big Brother and O'Brien. He calls them "based and purple pilled" in his frequent online arguments on r/pcm. He's an idealistic and arrogant 13 year old stuck in a who-knows-how-old-he-is' body. This makes him really unpopular, and he's bullied a lot. Deep down, Nazbol is a small and scared child who's hungry for love and approval. He wants nothing but for his fathers to love him, even though they hate him and each other. Angst ensues.

[aur-el-ias]

you have every answer huh? well riddle me this: what's anarcho-syndicalism? /j

Anarcho-syndicalism to me is really just a way modern Ancoms differentiate themselves from the past and from the communists! Honestly, as far as I've seen, it's basically the same thing.

For continuity and recognizability's sake, I always refer to Ancom as Ancom not Ansyn, but there's really no difference, at least to me. Politically qui has the same goals, qui can just differentiate quemselves more from the left. If in fics I want to emphasize Ancom's independence, qui will refer to quemselves as Ansyn.

Also I love neopronouns for Ancom. Qui's neopronouns to me symbolize a radical departure from the gender hierarchy. Qui is also French for "who," which, as someone who is fluent in Frenglish/Franglais I don't think Jreg missed. The question of "Who is Anarcho-Communism" reflects in "Qui est Anarcho-Communism?" which is the entire character arc of Ancom in the series.

Hey I told ya I'd give ya every answer, doesn't mean they're gonna be right.

[ninjoots]

Ancom listens to Propagandhi