#ceramiccharacters

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(random post) i sure do love killing people!

(me, high on character) this reminds me of the woman i invented that loves killing people.

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look it doesn't matter if sandwiches existed in this time period. because i know in my heart this character would be eating one right now

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never write a character operating under a fake name or alias because you will forget when they're using it and you will feel stupid every time (source: me)

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i'm taking a risk in the name of diversity and inclusion by adding a heterosexual to my book. only one though. i still want this to have a normal audience

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my dream is to become incomprehensible but the closest i can get is character vagueposts on tumblr dot com

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the funny thing about my characters is that the more they hate other people the more they hate themselves. and the more they love other people the more they hate themselves. only the people who don't give a shit are safe... wait. no nevermind

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some people are scared of god because of the unknown and unmatchable nature of divinity and some people are scared of god because she's a lobster

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if my book ever gets popular enough for a coffee shop au or the like, i want irive's corpse to just be laying in the middle of the store. and nobody ever mentions it