#certified lesbian

[talkiermango502x]

Do you know how difficult it is for me, a Certified Gay™, to sit in an office chair in a professional environment for 8-10 hours a day? Do ya?

I had to get myself a footstool under my desk to satisfy the insatiable urge to sit wrong.

[monstruss]

The thing about Taylor Swift's incel ass song You Belong With Me is, the entire song she is acknowledging how cheap male attention is. She used to have a real connection with a guy but he would rather have a girl who wears high heels and short skirts.

Now, if Taylor Swift really wanted this man back, she could just... go put on a short skirt and some heels. She knows the formula.

But no. She stays on the bleachers... fixating on the cheer captain. How much of the song is devoted to his girlfriend instead of him? All we really know about him is that he has a smile. Meanwhile we have verse after verse describing his girlfriend.

Sure the song is about her lamenting the man's inattention to her but I think subtext alludes to her true feelings.

[graveyarddaughter]

i am genuinely curious where do u guys find these girls like ik there's more to life but omfg can someone js give me someone who's genuine and not full of shit