#lesbian funny

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[untamedgirlprince]

one of my gfs is a doggirl and the other one is a catgirl i need a mousegirl gf so this shit can be like tom and gerald fr

[sapphicgarden]

Manifesting this with a girl

[mindpalace-arts]

Love is universal. Love is pure. Love doesn’t have a gender. LOVE IS LOVE!!!

Don’t let anyone invalidate your love, because it doesn’t fit their narrowminded heteronormativity. Love who ever the f* you want!

[trashandwriting]

Damn I had very vivid dreams last night again and I'm always so confused when this happens so in my dream there was something about the lesbian flag and then suddenly I was awoken by a thunderstorm outside and all I could think of was "Ah, nice. A lesbian thunderstorm. How terrifying."

[the-absurdity-archive]

I’ll just leave these here...

[cowboy-batman]

My dad does NOT know I’m a lesbian, part three

Talking about gayness the other day (yes again) (I do not know why):

him: Do you know what’s funny? How some kids are just obviously, flamboyantly gay and their parents just don’t notice. They can’t tell.

me, with short hair, no boyfriends ever, haven’t worn a dress/skirt in fucking months, says ew when straight people kiss on tv: yes, it is very funny indeed (looks into camera like I’m on the office)

[bumble-bee-tea]

it’s a miracle i haven’t died in a car crash yet