#certifiedeinstein

[fortunefavorsthebravedude-blog]

"Newt. You wanna bagel, bro?"

"........ You didn't poison it did you?"

"I ask because I've had a bad experience accepting food from people here."

[agentmorris]

'Sexy'. simply because I'm me & it's highly inappropriate.

"Meow! Got any cream?"

[thorofjotunheim]

certified-einstein replied to your post: Have I ever mentioned I really love drawing even...

((Have I ever mentioned that we’re sisters because we are even though I’m creepy and can’t draw to save a kitten’s life?))

Have I ever mentioned I love you?

[thorofjotunheim]

@certified-einstein said: ((Damn. That asshole.))

I'm going to kill a bitch

[thorofjotunheim]

@aliceinasgard, certifiedeintstein

He's a shitty writer who steals ideas from everywhere and copies them straight. Like, once I was telling him about Lucy and that and he mentioned his mum wanting a murder mystery from him and he asked permission to use Lucy and Gabby and stuff and like NO MAN YOU MAKE YOUR OWN FUCKING CHARACTERS UP.

And I wrote this script and let him film it and he printed it out minus title page, which had the title and MY FUCKING NAME ON IT and said he co-wrote it when I wasn't there and got fucking INDIGNANT when I set the record straight because 'I have a part in this' and YES YOU ARE DIRECTING MY SCRIPT.

KEEP. THE. FUCKING. CREDIT.

HE HAD THE GALL TO WRITE ON THE BACK OF THE DIRECTORS COPY 'SPIRITED BY [HIS NAME]'.

FUCKING NO MAN.

YOU ARE NEVER EVER EVER EVER HEARING MY IDEAS EVER AGAIN.

[thorofjotunheim]

I'm feeling better now- but thank you all for caring. I love you all so much you have no idea.

[thorofjotunheim]

certified-einstein said: ((I know this isn’t meant for me, but what?))

We have a threesome thread going.

Yup.

Loki and Ansgar are being very cruel.

magicinhishands said: muffled evil laughter in the background

You little prick you're lucky Thor loves you

[thorofjotunheim]

@certified-einstein said: ((I’m never prepared, bring it on.))

When I finish his bio I'll send you a link :D