#ch 7.1

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taylor is so incredibly horny for brian but at the same time here she is desperately going out of her way to hang out with rachel and for what. why are you picking now of all times, when shes already pissed off and suspicious of your motives. why not wait a few days. how are you straight.

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taylors to do list:

fuck brian (<- please do this fast i cant keep this up)

hang out with rachel (<- hard!) 

get the juicy deets on alec’s childhood 

be overall besties with lisa (<- basically already achieved)

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the rest of the gang is gonna wait for y’all at home, first aid kit at the ready 

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oh my god now youre basically committing to having to take her out on a nice date

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christ i fuckin hate this guy

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taylors last deal was “answer one (1) question and ill give you all the money we were supposed to share and also fuck off right after” which DID work out fine but i think she should start asking for more equal terms

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shh shush brian let her handle this, she has a plan to tame her

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nooo she just wants to hang out :(