@notstinky
[user has flashbacks of working in customer service]
Hi! Please don't say mean things to me! I will cry! [user is already crying]
I'm sorry you had a bad experience with my business that I don't have. Please contact my business email ( [email protected] ) or my other business email ( [email protected] ) for a full refund of whatever I gave you! Please don't leave a bad review on Yelp. I'll do anything you want. I need whatever job you're complaining about.
Well… don’t cry! You’ve made a mistake, now it’s time to fix it. Crying isn’t going to make anything any better, didn’t your father ever tell you that?
Wait… Thea? I thought I was talking to Geoff over at the supermarket. I’ve never met a Thea. Are you like Geoff, Thea? Did you promise a special price on cheerios and then fail to tell the public that the customer also had to buy beef jerky to make it a deal?












