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Christer: One day, I'm gonna get a dog that's a cross between a bulldog and a shitzu and I'm going to call it a-

Inge: No.

Inge: If I run and jump at Teun he will almost definitely catch me.

Inge: [runs at Teun]

Teun: WAIT NO INGE I'M HOLDING COFFEE-

Teun: [drops coffee to catch Inge]

Christer: Do you have a problem?

Inge: No.

Christer: Do you have a black coffee?

Inge: No.

Christer: Then go away.

Inge: Hi, I'm lesbian.

Teun, high as fuck: I thought you were Danish-

Christer: Inge?

Inge, reading: Hmmm?

Christer: You know that feeling you get when you see someone and your heart skips a beat?

Inge, not looking up from the book: Yeah, that’s called arrhythmia.

Christer:

Inge: You can die from that.

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