Musicals as things i've heard in cosmetology school
Bare a pop Opera: "Last night i had a dream that i was happily married with 2 kids... Thank god i woke up"
Carrie: "if im ever expected to deal with a blood exposure event i think i might Just decide life isnt worth living anymore"
Alice by heart: "bacteria can also cause Thyroid fever"(yes she said Thyroid not typhoid)
Falsettos: "please save all emotional outbursts for after Normans classes"(said by a teacher who was not Norman)
Next to normal: "either im hallucinating or thats my dead dog walking by the window"
The last 5 years: "Men will cheat on you before they cheat on their barber"
Into the woods: "i had to go on a wild goose chase yesterday my friend left his wallet at my house but by the time he realised i was the only one sober enough to drive"
Chacago: "2 of my kids are in there god i hope this is Robert" (said when she got a call from the local prison spoiler alert it wasn't Robert)
