Dec 20, 2016
Jack and Bitty:Let's keep our relationship secret
Jack:*invites shitty to his house where he has dozens if not hundreds of affectionate and encouraging sticky notes from bitty attatched to his fridge*
Bitty:*calls Jack in a common area of a frat house where probably nobody except for Lardo has any concept of privacy and then uses literally every pet name under the sun*
Everyone:*knows about their relationship*
Jack and Bitty:But... How??? How could this have ever occured??? We were so subtle????? The most secretive ever?? What??