#chadly asks

[toobadchadlytime]

I haven't talked with you in a long while but you're a super cool dude and a bit of a badass 😎

Hey, thanks anon! How very nice of you! Makes me wonder a bit who you are though, if we’ve met before. =P

[toobadchadlytime]

If the case involves 200cc Rainbow Road, maybe bananas aren't the best idea

Excuse you, these monkeys are educated professionals who have earned their degrees and experience. The bananas are for consumption/sustenance and they understand how proper recepticles work.

[toobadchadlytime]

For sexual Kirby, may I present a theory. Kirby is a boob

Your logic is flawed, due to the neglect of some very important details

-Kirby is Pure and Innocent(TM)-Where nip

[toobadchadlytime]

How dare you call out my melons

They are not free of sin. =P

[toobadchadlytime]

Watermelon

I have not had intimate relations with a watermelon at any point in my life

[toobadchadlytime]

waluigi

Waluigi is my one true personal son, I have raised him with my own two hands since he was a stringy mustachioed newborn bab.

[toobadchadlytime]

Z,O,M,B,I,&E

Zodiac sign: Pisces

One wish: For now, I guess that I was better at making/keeping friends, I guess. Especially in terms of doing a better job at reading social atmospheres and being more useful as an actual friend.

Middle name: David

Biggest fear: Being seen in a highly negative way by others, due to embarrassment/anger/hurt/etc. I know there are worse things out there, but this has always had a magnified impact on me for whatever reason, and it applies to most things.

In love with: N/A, currently.

Easiest person to talk to: Probably both @irkimatsu and @chadingo, as I’ve always struck a pretty good balance of both silly and feelsy conversations with them.

Thanks, anon!

[toobadchadlytime]

when bae tells you you're the science guy now

B))))))

(Insert corny joke about “conducting private experiments” here)