Nov 1, 2025
Guys, hear me out, rare pair of the century-
They’d be the ‘black cat x golden retriever’ couple as well as the ‘pretty boy x dumb jock’ couple. Hank 1’s stupid ass somehow pulled one of the baddest bitches in the damn house and god does Rod tease Curt about his crush. They met cause Hank 1 heard Curt was good at sewing and asked him to fix up his ripped jumpsuit. Curt did it, despite complaining, and he ended up falling in love with the hanger’s cocky positivity and charming stupidity.
Hank 1 could definitely pick him up as if he weighed nothing and twirl him around. He also kisses Curt’s dimples cause he thinks they’re adorable
Anyways… Rare pair? :3