#chain message

[chabothedino]

I sought slutty chain messages for Pride Month. I found them lacking. I made my own. Enjoy.

CALLING ALL EGGPLANT 🍆 GLUCKING DUDES🕺, CLAM 🐚 DIGGING GALS💃, AND GENDER BINARY BASHING BADDIES🚫🚻🤑⚧️ PRIDE MONTH🏳️‍🌈has MOUNTED💦🕳 and ain't leaving til we've all HAD OUR FILL😲💯

Big Daddy 🥺👨 corporations💰have SLICKED🤤up their logos with rainbows🌈 and are THRUSTING‼️them into your news feed🤳📩😩

March🦶your fine ASSES🍑🍑🍑to CHOKE🥴the streets🛣with the fruity🥝🫐🍍and allied✊️✊️✊️mASSES👯

CUNTinue your brick throwing🧱, suckin🍭, and fuckin🙊as the FOUNDING MOMMIES🫡🇺🇸intended❤️🤍💙

TRANSition🏳️‍⚧️to the BEDROOM🛏and SLAY💅🏽the night away🎆⏰️ from the CALIFORNICATORS🏜🥵 to the CONNECTICUMLICKERS🏕👅

LUST🫦joins PRIDE🙌as the TOP🔝 sins🙏we SERVE🫷, and we're RIDING🤠this wave til July🎇🌞CUMS🌊

Send this to🔟of your SWEETEST little SODOMISTS🤭🍑🍌If you get0️⃣back, you have WERK✋️to do! SASHAY AWAY🏃to the doghouse🐶🏚! If you get5️⃣back, you should feel GAY😊because ANYONE could see👀you've been on that GRIND(r)💪and you're straight as a CIRCLE⭕️ If you get🔟back, you're the DOM👑 of the Alphabet Mafia🔫🏳️‍🌈, and all the good little sluts🧎‍♂️🧎‍♀️will line up to kiss💋BOTH your rings😚❤️🩷🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🩶🤍

[elderglocks]

☀️🌊☀️ Ta Da! You have been blessed for you to have an amazing summer in your fandom, send this to 5 or so other Mutuals as well to Bless them to have an amazing fandom summer as well. Keep The Game Going☀️🌊☀️

[make-me-imagine]

Freeze! ✧ ─=≡Σ((( つ•̀ω•́)つ You’re under arrest for being so lovely. Copy this message to 10 other blogs that you think are beautiful and deserve it. Keep the game going and make others feel beautiful! 🌾🌙

Thank you!~ <3

I'm just gonna tag people, 'cause I'm lazy lol

@spuffyfan394, @trashywritestrash, @gaitwae, @marvelouslyme96, @spideyandtheboys, @megmeg-chan, @bwemph, @cosplayingwitch, @garden-of-vegan, @youngcroissantturkeyworribler, @red-shirts-always-die4444

xx

[gothichorrorshow]

💌 Send this to twelve of the nicest people you know or seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome 💌💖

Aww thanks!

[thatdemonbee]

Freeze! You’re under arrest for being so lovely🥰 Copy this message to 10 other blogs that you think are beautiful and deserve it. Keep the game going and make others feel beautiful! ❤️

Omg I FORGOT ABOUT THIS BUT TY 💕💞❤🥺

[notsospecialafterall]

I got tagged by both @coloroutsidethelines and @musiclily to do this so, five tv shows that make me feel better:

Letterkenny

Schitt’s Creek

What We Do In The Shadows

Parks & Rec

Psych (I know, that you know, I’m not telling the truth)

So I’m tagging @hausdushades , @petewentzdiscourse , @tragicsoap , @iam-mars , and @beefcakesgal along with anyone else who wants to do it.

[magnus-the-maqnificent]

Okay hhhh these have been sitting in my inbox for AGES and I’m finally getting around to clearing stuff out soooo @666-notsatan @annabethjackson0001 @youngreckless @rinadragomir @textrovert-01 @lucian-evander thanks for the messages!! Happy new year to all of you and hope you have a great one!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[anxiousturtel]

Pass the happy 🌻 when you receive this answer with 10 things that make you happy and ask the last 10 people in your notifications

Ooooo! Thanks for the ask!

Ten things that make me heppy:

1) my friends

2) a good nights sleep

3) a good book/story

4) the tv show Julie and the Phantoms

5) when I get a good grade on an assignment i thought i did bad on

6) whenever I get a notification on my social media (tumblr, tiktok, etc)

7) good queer representation in media

8) I love when women <3

9) when my fav/comfort characters are happy

10) when it rains