Chain-Zingers
Erin: Jeff, do you get nervous when you walk across grass?
Jeff: ...Generally, no. I like walking across grass.
Erin: You're not worried you're gonna disappear?
Jeff: Just walking across fields?
Erin: Yeah, because of the color, I would think you would be afraid that you would just disappear in the grass.
Jeff: On green grass?
Erin: Let me ask you something else. Do you have any new news from your cardiologist?
Jeff: I've never seen a cardiologist.
Erin: Oof. I mean you should because I heard it's really small.
Jeff: My d***?
Erin: No, your heart. Aren't you a grinch, who hates all joyful things, including chain-zingers?













