#chakra threads

[bellanileart]

My favourite puppet master

[amorintentia]

okay but all the stuff you could do with chakra threads- it’s basically an endless list if you actually use your imagination (screw u kishimoto, srsly aght pfft c’mon.)

It’s chakra manipulation, yeah? So a person would need to develop pretty good chakra control to use it. I personally think that in order to reach a proper level, let alone the level of a Master (cough Sasori cough), a person really has to have that “perfect chakra control”, that’s apparently pretty rare. There appear to have been teams, so I (just me folks believe whatever) assume that those puppeteers were above average chakra control-wise.

So then... if you were such a person... if you have such a skill.. you could... :

-make threads, then manipulate the ends to be like chakra scalpels while keeping the rest rope like. Imagine attaching your threads to an enemy- whether you can actually manipulate an unwilling “puppet” yet or not, you can at least try to attach your strings. Then sharpen and harden the ends, sink ‘em into the enemy’s body...

-sink ‘em a little further, turn them back into regular chakra threads and draw out the unfortunate person’s internal organs. whoops.

-ADD MEDICAL CHAKRA. FLICK YOUR FINGERS, MAKE IT BE MEDICAL CHAKRA IF YOU CAN, AND WHOOPS! Slightly trickier to keep you from healing your teammate (or whoever the hell you want to heal) if your opponent doesn’t even understand how the fuck that person is getting healed and “weren’t they an offensive specialist only??” Yeah, they are, but you ain’t, you a rad-ass creative person. And yoU HAVE A LONGER REACH.

-tickle people. I don’t see why that wouldn’t be possible. if you can cut people with chakra, then you can tickle them with it too

-finally be able to reach shit without using a fucking stepladder (cough Sasori cough)

-laze on the couch. Doritos gone! Why would you get up, just yank open that cupboard and get another bag, chillin’ is good for your soul.

-where’s a remote? Awww’s over there.... chakra threads.

-tripping up your friends. And... “friends”. And bitter enemies. And your kage. FUCKING EVERYONE.

-INTEGRATE IT INTO YOUR TAI-JUTSU STYLE!!! How the fuck did you just dodge that shit in mid-air???? Well, either you grabbed that shit with threads or you grabbed the fucking ground, yeah? Good. Use it for extra momentum, for impossible (if you weren’t using threads) maneuvres. For yanking that bastard into your fist. Dance around. Confuse them. Fuck with them. WHOOPS TOO LATE TO FIGURE IT OUT they dead very good, you live.

-for swinging from tree branch to tree branch cuz that’s way more fun than running any day, and it’ll probably really help develop your stamina and, well. A lot of muscles. 

-SRSLY incorporate it into your tai jutsu, you will be such a bomb. Keep practising and you’ll be able to use unwilling puppets: READ: YOUR OPPONENTS. NONE OF THAT WEAK TO CLOSE RANGE COMBAT BULLSHIT, THAT’S SO UNNECESSARY.

-but still an option

WHO DOESN’T HAVE ANY WEAPONS? NOT YOU! YOU COULD WALK NAKED INTO A FIGHT AND HAVE SO MANY WEAPONS AT YOUR DISPOSAL. Just everything. WIN (provided they aren’t long range and OUT OF your range, and probably loads of other factors as well, cuz let’s be real, everything has legions of pros and cons).

-okay but really picking shit off shelves without needing stepladders thank god. There’s no way sasori wouldn’t have turned to chakra threads sooner or later pfffthihihihikukukukuku

-plus it’s chakra. We’ve seen Kankuro use his threads to manipulate those of Sasori. What other chakra would you be able to bend to your will? Chakra within people’s ninjutsu perhaps...? Very VERY interesting thoughts here, people...

- P O W E R A N D C O N T R O L

- also being like Sasori i mean cmon total fanperson over here YES PLEASE HUBABAHUBBA

-okay but making people slap themselves in the face tho

-holding lots of shit at the same time. like when cooking??? ingredients??? not enough space?? NO PROB. JUST KEEP IT IN THE AIR WOOTWOOT. No reason you couldn’t be using your fingers while doing that, so long as there’s enough give on the threads that you don’t end up banging whatever you’ll holding up in the air, into ... a solid surface, I suppose.

-CMON BE CREATIVE. IT’S LIKE THE BEST TECHNIQUE EVER. YOU COULD SIT ON YOUR ASS AND STILL BE BADASS

-what you can’t walk? YOU DON’T NEED TO WALK. 

-use your toes. WHY NOT???? The less intricate your technique needs to be (you know, like, depending on what you use it on for example -how fragile and pliant etc-, and what you’re trying to make it do of course) the less intricate the motor skills involved need to be. DO IT WITH YOUR TIDDY.

SASORI DID. IT WENT WELL. ok it was a lill different but still

-I’M JUST SO EXCITED ABOUT THE CHAKRA THREADS/PUPPET TECHNIQUE

-MOANS DELIRIOUSLY AT THE CHAKRA THREADS/PUPPET TECHNIQUE

possibly going to be adding on to this post for who knows how long