#chameleonmask

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Piglet: Hey Chammy? Remember when you told me to go to the pharmacy?

Chameleon: Yeah?

Piglet: Guess what? They’re gonna be out of my ADHD meds for five whole days!

Chameleon: Oh my god...

Piglet: It’s gonna be a fun week!

Chameleon, backing up: I’m staying over at Black Swan’s, you can fend for yourself, the Uncrustables are in the freezer and try not to leave any lasting property damage...

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Some pig you are.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/31563053

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Black Swan, rushing into the room: What happened to you?

Chameleon, holding an ice pack to his eye: Got punched.

Black Swan:

Black Swan: Did you deserve it?

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Chameleon, slamming down a stack of books: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.

Black Swan: You could’ve said anything else.

Chammy, deadpan: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.

Black Swan:

Black Swan: I’m just going to stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now...

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Chameleon: Here's my dossier on all of Black Swan's vocal talents and strategies to beat her.

Piglet: Why are some of the pages written in crayon?

Chameleon: I started compiling it when we were kids.

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Piglet: I’m gonna go grab a healthy breakfast.

Chameleon: Are those... gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?

Piglet: Breakfast burrito, but yeah!

Black Swan: I pity your dentist...

Piglet: Joke’s on you, I don’t have a dentist!

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Chameleon: You know what? I'm turning my phone into airplane mode.

Black Swan, scared: Oh my god. He doesn't even do that on planes...

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Yeti: Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes, because then you're a mile away and you have their shoes!

Chameleon: WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY PLATFORM SHOES?