You know the Superhero Cafe from How It Should Have Ended? I think we need one for the Shakespearean heralds. Just Chantillion complaining about his job and Mountjoy is like ‘buddy, you have no idea’
YES. They swap stories of the ridiculous things that have happened while on duty. It’s exhausting.
Montjoy’s just like... “wait til you get throttled by an enemy king on the battlefield.”
“Yeah? well I told King John to his FACE that he was the Phony King of England.”











