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Picture from this post
Me and @maos2013 clowning 99.9% of the time we see philinda on our screen:
JUST KISS YOU IDIOTS, HOW DARE YOU!! TAKE THAT BACK!!! SHE LOVES YOU, none of this would have happened if the two of you juST FUCKED 5, 10, 136 EPISODES AGO!!!
Philinda getting ready to order dinner.
Melinda: you want a hard or soft?
Phil: *chokes on drink* wHAT?
Melinda: hard or soft, Phil?
Phil: I- huh?
Melinda: *rolls her eyes* your order comes with a taco. Hard shell or soft shell.
Phil: ohhhhh. Uh. Hard I guess?
Melinda: that’s how I like it to. 😏😏
Phil: 🥵🥵🥵
SUNDAY SINDAY 🙈🙈🤩🤩
Inspired by @likea-black-widow-baby from this post and written with @maos2013 💜💜💜
Team: *Playing 'May or Lola' with Daisy giving out the quotes*
Daisy: "I'm gonna fill you up tonight".
Jemma: Oh please be Lola, please.
Daisy: Nope. Next, "perfect water temperature, some bubbles, a rub down with a nice soft cloth. You’ll be a new woman when I’m through with you!"
Fitz: May?
Daisy: Lola. "Let's give you a massage with the oil and my magic hands. Then I'm gonna give you the ride of your life".
Elena: Lola.
Daisy: It's May. Ok last one. "Baby, stop screaming, you're too loud".
Mack: Thar had to be May.
Daisy: Nope.
Mack: There is no way he said that to Lola.
Daisy: He was talking to Lola's new sensors.
Bonus:
Phil: *Parking Lola in a small spot* I really put you in a tight position.
Melinda: Good thing I'm flexible.
Phil: 😳😳😳😳😳
HI BABE HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! 🥳🎉🎂
I love u v much which is why for ur birthday I'm giving u 🎆pain🎆. You are the best friend everyone wished for and I'm so glad you are my best friend. You deserves all the good things and more. Have a wonderful birthday!!! Love you 💜💜💜
This wasn't supposed to happen.
He said his side was clear. He said keep going he will catch up.
"I'm out of the building, there's a car we can take, where are you now?"
Silence.
"Phil? If you are trying to adopt anyone in there I swear-"
Boom. BOOM. KA-KA-KA- BLAM.
"PHIL? PHIL, ANSWER ME! DAMMIT!"
She rushed back in, hoping she will reach him in time. When she got there, the suit he insisted on wearing under his tactical gear was already stained red.
"Phil!"
"You're not s- supposed to come back."
She took off her jacket and pressed it against his stomach.
"What? Did you think I would leave your ass?"
"You should."
Gently wrapping his arm around her shoulder, they slowly made their way to the exit.
"We've been through worst. We just have to get you to back to base and they will fix you."
"Mel... it's too late."
"No. Don't you dare. You said we'd go to Vegas. You said we'd open that bottle."
"I'm so- sorry."
"Phil, Please."
"Dri- Drink that bottle for- for me, ok?"
His legs gave out and he fell, taking her down with him. Her tears fell as she tried to pull him back up.
"C'mon Phil! Get up! I'm gonna get you home. I- We're gonna go home and you will open that damn bottle with me!"
His hand slowly reached up to her face and tucked her hair behind her ears. Eyes shimmering with love and admiration, he looked at her adoringly as if the whole universe was in her eyes.
"You know... I've always... lo- loved... your eyes."
Her eyes got more blurry as his hand dropped and he closed his eyes.
"PHIL! No! Don't sleep, Phil. Please! Let's go home!"
With nothing but the sound of his last breath and her plead, she sobbed and watched as all the colours slowly drained from his body and her world.
"Please Phil, come back to me."
Your bio is my one claim to fame on Tumblr.😂😂
Turning the agentsofcuteanimals blog into one that is sometimes rate E.🙈🙈🤩🤩
I love it! 😂😂
SINGLE FRY, RABBIT PHIL, CEILING SPIDER 🙈🙈🙈, AND MORE ALL CAME FROM TALKING TO U 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ASHLEY WE ARE SINNING
APDPCKNWHUSOSPFOJWBE
Cream On Cream On Cream Action
Inspired by @tessathetesla 's post
Brought to you by @maos2013 and I, the chaotic hell roommates
Phil: *Comes home to a naked Melinda with a can of whipped cream in her hand*
Melinda: *Squirts a bit of whipped cream on her tongue and looks at him sugesstively* Dinner's ready
Phil: *Drops everything* 🥵🥵😳😳🤤🤤🤤
*30 mins later*
Phil: Mmmmm I do like pies
Ashley we are going to hell
Self Insert Philinda Tangled AU for March Madness
Inspired by this post
Us as bad guys: *Captures Melinda* Admit you love Phil Coulson or we will destroy the tri state area!!!
Melinda: No
Us: SLDOWKJZIALQJF FFS
@agentsofchallenges
*hugs you real tight* would you please send this to the first 10 people in your dash? make sure someone gets a hug today and stay safe! 💕🌺✨🥰
Babe I love youuuuuu. All our movie and tv watching, the crazy conversations we have, and most of all you're someone I can say anything to and not worry about what you'll think because I know you won't judge me! And I hope I know we live in different countries and time zones, but it doesn't stop us from being besties! Sending you the biggest hug right now!! 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
